Al N Yetta
Al 'n' Yetta Always Sit Togedda,
Watching Tv Every Single Night.
Munching Popcorn From a Dish,
While Observing Dorothy Gish.
(Dorothy Gish) Dorothy Gish,
(What a Dish) What a Dish.
Ohhhh,
Al 'n' Yetta Couldn't Have It Betta,
Their Tv Set Has Remote Control.
So They Both Can Stay in Bed,
With Frankenstein and Mister Ed.
(Mister Ed) Stay in Bed,
(Dorothy Gish) What a Dish.
Ohhhh,
Al 'n' Yetta, Fans of Art Linkletta,
And They Love to Sing Along With Mitch.
They Just Found in Tv Guide,
Reruns of December Bride.
(December Bride) Tv Guide,
(Mister Ed) Stay in Bed,
(Dorothy Gish) What a Dish.
Ohhhh,
They're Big Fans of Gunsmoke and Bonanza,
And Ben Casey and Doctor Jim Kildaire,
And Third Reruns of Millionaire,
And Fourth Reruns of Yogi Bear.
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Tv Guide,
(Mister Ed) Stay in Bed,
(Dorothy Gish) What a Dish.
Ohhhh,
Al 'n' Yetta Love to Watch Loretta
When She Enters Through Her Fancy Door.
They Just Love the Real Mccoys,
Walter Cronkite and the Bowery Boys.
(Bowery Boys) Real Mccoys,
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Tv Guide,
(Mister Ed) Stay in Bed,
(Dorothy Gish) What a Dish.
Ohhhh,
Al Got Wrinkly, Watching Huntley-brinkley,
And Colleg Bowl On Sunday Afternoons.
While They Both Watch Meet the Press,
Yetta Yearns For Elliott Ness.
(Elliott Ness) Meet the Press,
(Bowery Boys) Real Mccoys,
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Tv Guide,
(Mister Ed) Stay in Bed,
(Dorothy Gish) What a Dish.
Ohhhh,
Al 'n' Yetta Watched An Operetta.
Leonard Bernstein Told Them What They Saw.
They Both Shouted, "Hail Bernstein!"
Then They Switched to What's My Line.
(Hail Bernstein) What's My Line,
(Elliott Ness) Meet the Press,
(Bowery Boys) Real Mccoys,
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Tv Guide,
(Mister Ed) Stay in Bed,
(Dorothy Gish) What a Dish.
Ohhhh,
Al Told Yetta Something That Upsetta.
He Said, "Dear, Our Picture Tube Has Blown."
Yetta Answered, "Woe Is Me,
For Tonight We Shall Not See:
(Hail Bernstein) What's My Line,
(Elliott Ness) Meet the Press,
(Bowery Boys) Real Mccoys,
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear,
(December Bride) Tv Guide,
(Mister Ed) Stay in Bed,
(Dorothy Gish) What a Dish."
Ohhhh,
Al 'n' Yetta's Television Set.
Al e Yetta
Al e Yetta Sempre Juntos,
Assistindo TV Toda Noite.
Comendo Pipoca de um Prato,
Enquanto Observam Dorothy Gish.
(Dorothy Gish) Dorothy Gish,
(Que Prato) Que Prato.
Ohhhh,
Al e Yetta Não Podiam Estar Melhor,
A TV Tem Controle Remoto.
Assim Podem Ficar na Cama,
Com Frankenstein e o Mister Ed.
(Mister Ed) Fique na Cama,
(Dorothy Gish) Que Prato.
Ohhhh,
Al e Yetta, Fãs de Art Linkletter,
E Eles Adoram Cantar Com Mitch.
Eles Acabaram de Encontrar na Guia de TV,
Reprises de Noiva de Dezembro.
(Noiva de Dezembro) Guia de TV,
(Mister Ed) Fique na Cama,
(Dorothy Gish) Que Prato.
Ohhhh,
Eles São Grandes Fãs de Gunsmoke e Bonanza,
E Ben Casey e Doutor Jim Kildaire,
E Terceiras Reprises de Milionário,
E Quartas Reprises de Yogi Bear.
(Milionário) Yogi Bear,
(Noiva de Dezembro) Guia de TV,
(Mister Ed) Fique na Cama,
(Dorothy Gish) Que Prato.
Ohhhh,
Al e Yetta Adoram Assistir Loretta
Quando Ela Entra Pela Sua Porta Chique.
Eles Amam os Verdadeiros McCoys,
Walter Cronkite e os Bowery Boys.
(Bowery Boys) Verdadeiros McCoys,
(Milionário) Yogi Bear,
(Noiva de Dezembro) Guia de TV,
(Mister Ed) Fique na Cama,
(Dorothy Gish) Que Prato.
Ohhhh,
Al Ficou Enrugado, Assistindo Huntley-brinkley,
E Colleg Bowl nas Tardes de Domingo.
Enquanto Assistem Meet the Press,
Yetta Deseja por Elliott Ness.
(Elliott Ness) Meet the Press,
(Bowery Boys) Verdadeiros McCoys,
(Milionário) Yogi Bear,
(Noiva de Dezembro) Guia de TV,
(Mister Ed) Fique na Cama,
(Dorothy Gish) Que Prato.
Ohhhh,
Al e Yetta Assistiram a uma Opereta.
Leonard Bernstein Contou o Que Eles Viram.
Eles Gritaram, "Viva Bernstein!"
Então Mudaram para What's My Line.
(Viva Bernstein) What's My Line,
(Elliott Ness) Meet the Press,
(Bowery Boys) Verdadeiros McCoys,
(Milionário) Yogi Bear,
(Noiva de Dezembro) Guia de TV,
(Mister Ed) Fique na Cama,
(Dorothy Gish) Que Prato.
Ohhhh,
Al Disse a Yetta Algo Que a Deixou Chateada.
Ele Disse, "Querida, Nossa Tela Queimou."
Yetta Respondeu, "Ai de Mim,
Pois Esta Noite Não Veremos:
(Viva Bernstein) What's My Line,
(Elliott Ness) Meet the Press,
(Bowery Boys) Verdadeiros McCoys,
(Milionário) Yogi Bear,
(Noiva de Dezembro) Guia de TV,
(Mister Ed) Fique na Cama,
(Dorothy Gish) Que Prato."
Ohhhh,
A Televisão de Al e Yetta.