I Love Everyone
woah, oh, oh
woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
I used to be an altar boy
and every Sunday I'd go to church
and I'd get beat up by a kid named Corey Shields
and I swore some day I'd kill him
break in his house and kill his mom
his cat, his dad, his dog
but I'm over that now, I'm mature
if the bombs fall, I'll catch them
I love everyone
if the bombs fall, I'll catch them
I love everyone
there's a record store called Salzers
I applied there twice for a part time job
and each time that I did, well they turned me down
and I swore some day I'd go back, burn it down
and watch all the arrogant clerks run around on fire
but I'm over that now, it's the new me
if the bombs fall, I'll catch them
I love everyone
if the bombs fall, I'll catch them
I love everyone
woah, oh, oh
woah, oh, oh
SOMEDAY THE SKY WILL OPEN!
all these vengeful fantasies couldn't possibly be true
but these are desperate times, I'm a desperate man
and I'll see you on the news
if the bombs fall, I'll catch them
I love everyone
if the bombs fall, I'll catch them
I love everyone
woah, oh, oh
woah, oh, oh
I love everyone
Eu Amo Todo Mundo
uau, oh, oh
uau, oh, oh, oh, oh
Eu costumava ser coroinha
e todo domingo eu ia à igreja
e apanhava de um garoto chamado Corey Shields
e eu jurei que um dia eu ia matá-lo
invadir a casa dele e matar a mãe dele
o gato, o pai, o cachorro
e agora já superei isso, tô maduro
se as bombas caírem, eu as pegarei
eu amo todo mundo
se as bombas caírem, eu as pegarei
eu amo todo mundo
tem uma loja de discos chamada Salzers
eu me candidatei lá duas vezes pra um trampo
e cada vez que eu fiz, eles me rejeitaram
e eu jurei que um dia eu ia voltar, botar fogo
e ver todos os atendentes arrogantes correndo em chamas
mas agora já superei isso, sou um novo eu
se as bombas caírem, eu as pegarei
eu amo todo mundo
se as bombas caírem, eu as pegarei
eu amo todo mundo
uau, oh, oh
uau, oh, oh
UM DIA O CÉU VAI SE ABRIR!
todas essas fantasias vingativas não podem ser verdadeiras
mas esses são tempos desesperadores, sou um homem desesperado
e eu vou te ver no noticiário
se as bombas caírem, eu as pegarei
eu amo todo mundo
se as bombas caírem, eu as pegarei
eu amo todo mundo
uau, oh, oh
uau, oh, oh
eu amo todo mundo
Composição: Aaron Goldberg / C. Jay / Owen Bucey