Dream boy, I'm a nightmare girl
I'm the type to pick a fight just for fun
I'm not your wife, I'm the love of your life though
Wear a jacket 'cause I'm so fuckin' ice cold
Terrified I scare you, I could push you down like NyQuil
Cherry pie with cyanide, trust me I'm delightful (woo)
Unfortunately for you, I've decided that I like you
Anything to make you mine, anything I'm psycho
Lookin' at me so cute, you ain't got a clue, clue (mm)
I got a ten-year plan that I got for me and you, you
You don't know it yet, but you just met your future crazy ex
I'll be the topic of discussion with your therapist
I'll be the reason that you chain-smoke cigarettes
You don't know it yet, but baby, this is as good as it gets
You'll be running dirty pictures of me through your head
When you're forty and you only get vanilla sex
Dream boy, you can count on me (uh-huh)
To freak the fuck out when you cheat in my dreams
I'm the star in your fantasies
Bitch, your taste better keep me sweet
'Cause every time you piss me off I'm gonna write an album
Tell the world it's all your fault, leave out the shit that I've done
So fun, it's gonna be so fun
To have fun with your emotion
You don't know it yet, but you just met your future crazy ex
I'll be the topic of discussion with your therapist
I'll be the reason that you chain-smoke cigarettes
You don't know it yet, but baby, this is as good as it gets
You'll be running dirty pictures of me through your head
When you're forty and you only get vanilla sex
You don't know it yet, but you just met your future crazy ex
I'll be the topic of discussion with your therapist
I'll be the reason that you chain-smoke cigarettes
You don't know it yet, but baby, this is as good as it gets
You'll be running dirty pictures of me through your head
When you're forty and you only get vanilla sex