And the movies told me happiness
Is finding a man to love me until I die
And the movies told me my success
Depends on how well I can be one of the guys
Now I'm starfishing in my king-size bed
I sold his real estate in my head, he's gone
And I'm better, I'm better than fine
Mhm, I'm better, I'm better than fine
Ooh, fuck the romcoms
Why did no one tell me this was so much fun?
Ooh, fuck the romcoms
Me and my vibrator get the job done
Take myself to dinner or wear my lingerie to bed?
Call up someone casual to give me oral sex
I don't need his money, I make more than him anyways
Rather have a puppy over puppy love any day
Now I'm starfishing in my king-size bed
I sold his real estate in my head, he's gone
And I'm better, I'm better than fine
Mhm, I'm better, I'm better than fine
Ooh, fuck the romcoms
Why did no one tell me this was so much fun?
Ooh, fuck the romcoms
Me and my vibrator get the job done
I don't wanna be one half of another
Your silver screen love's just too cookie cutter for me
For me, for me, for me
I don't wanna be one half of another
Your silver screen love's just too cookie cutter for me
Do, do, do, oh