Doitsu~ Doitsu~ Doitsu wa ii tokoro dayo!
Chanto horyo no ore ni gohan wo kureru shi,
Igirisu mitai ni mazukunai!
Sooseeji chiizu suggoku oishii yo!
Inu ni totte wa tengoku, sore ga Doitsu.
Demo... Doitsu-jin nande minna ikatsuino?
Iatsukan de tsubusaresou da yo...
Ore no haato, ore kowakute namida dechau yo...
Neechan mo dekai yo!
Biiru daru wo mainichi haretsu saseru no wa shumi nano?
Ato taigun de orenchi ni oshiyosenaide,
kankoukyaku ga kowasugiruno!
Doitsukko wa ore yori dekakute takumashii no!
Hyahhoo! ?