Puddin & Cheese
I was free form finger fucking Frieda
Late one fiery Friday night
My hands were getting lazy
But I was driving Frieda crazy
So I free form fucked her till the morning light
I was basically bombing Betty's butthole
In the backseat of her daddy's big black Benz
I was huffin and a moanin
She was snortin and a groanin
And I fucked that freaked out freshmen to a frenz
I was eating Edna's extra enchiladas
Easily the best I've ever had
They were creamy and delicious
And I would've licked her dishes
But we were rudely interrupted by her dad
I like pudding I like cheese
I like your momma on her knees
I like cake and candycorn
Your daddy watches kiddieporn
I like pudding I like cheese
I say welcome thanks and please
I like springtime I like fall
I like coming when you call
I was lickin linda's lovely little lemons
While we were lollygagging lying by the lake
I told her they were zesty
And she got a little testy
So she whipped me up a see ya later shake
I was sixtynining sexy Sarah Sandler
When she went ahead and broke her magic spell
I was out in outer space
When she farted in my face
And my god I thought and died and gone to hell
I was teething Traci's tiny suntanned titties
While she was doing something crazy with my nuts
I said baby where're you going
She said boy you'll soon be knowing
Then she plunked her pudgy pinky in my butt
I like ice cold lemonade
I like coke and gatorade
I like frying in the sun
I like having too much fun
I like having sex with mom
Because that woman's quite the bomb
I like playing with my balls
But I like coming when you call
Pudim e Queijo
Eu tava lá me divertindo com a Frieda
Numa noite quente de sexta-feira
Minhas mãos estavam meio lentas
Mas eu deixava a Frieda doida
Então eu me diverti com ela até o amanhecer
Eu basicamente tava invadindo o bumbum da Betty
No banco de trás do Benz grandão do pai dela
Eu tava gemendo e suspirando
Ela tava cheirando e grunhindo
E eu transei com aquela caloura até ficar frenética
Eu tava devorando as enchiladas da Edna
Sem dúvida, as melhores que já comi
Eram cremosas e deliciosas
E eu teria lambido os pratos dela
Mas fomos interrompidos de forma rude pelo pai dela
Eu gosto de pudim, eu gosto de queijo
Eu gosto da sua mãe de joelhos
Eu gosto de bolo e doce de milho
Seu pai assiste pornô infantil
Eu gosto de pudim, eu gosto de queijo
Eu digo bem-vindo, obrigado e por favor
Eu gosto da primavera, eu gosto do outono
Eu gosto de gozar quando você me chama
Eu tava lambendo os limõezinhos da Linda
Enquanto a gente relaxava deitada à beira do lago
Eu disse que eram picantes
E ela ficou um pouco irritada
Então ela me fez um milkshake de 'até logo'
Eu tava fazendo sexo oral na sexy Sarah Sandler
Quando ela quebrou o feitiço mágico
Eu tava no espaço sideral
Quando ela peidou na minha cara
E meu Deus, eu pensei que tinha morrido e ido pro inferno
Eu tava mordendo os peitinhos bronzeados da Traci
Enquanto ela fazia algo louco com minhas partes
Eu disse, 'baby, pra onde você vai?'
Ela disse, 'garoto, você logo vai saber'
Então ela enfiou o dedinho gordinho no meu bumbum
Eu gosto de limonada bem gelada
Eu gosto de coca e gatorade
Eu gosto de fritar no sol
Eu gosto de me divertir demais
Eu gosto de transar com a mamãe
Porque aquela mulher é um arraso
Eu gosto de brincar com minhas bolas
Mas eu gosto de gozar quando você me chama