Inglishzong
Mi sello me pidió que hiciera una canción
Que se pudiera entender en todo lugar
Dificil petición para alguien como yo
Que pronuncia como el hoyo y habla a pura chuchá
Me acordé de internet, de la pelicula de ayer
De Shatira, de Paulina y de Ricky Miguel
Así que aquí les va una canción en inglés
Y el que no entienda que estudie pa' aprender
(Coro)
I don't know what i'm singing
But i don't care
One, two, three, four
Are you ready for my english song?
This is the window, this is the door
I wanna take eleven in your home
Is easy sing in english, everything sounds well
Inclusive "¡motherfucker!" Suena very okey
Escuse me my friend, i'm not a gentlemen
I'm sudaca ordaca and i like the maracas.
(Coro)
...Anyway don't understand nothing
And i don´t care
I wanna try to sing like a gringo
Kissing, licking and sucking beatifull girls
I really wanna eat me a tu hermana
I wanna be part of your first world
Okey, repeat after me:
I'm...i'm
You are...you are
We are...we are
We are...we are
We are...we are
¡we are!
(Coro)
Quiero tratar de cantar como los gringos
Besando, languetiando y chupando una linda mujer
Quiero comerme a your sister
Y a tu primer mundo pertenecer
Mejor que me despida en español
Es la lengua que yo hablo y domino mejor
Y aunque Britney Spears se enamorara de mí
Le diría "¡te comería un mojón!"
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Inglishzong
My agent asked me to make a song
That could be understood everywhere
A tough request for someone like me
Who speaks like crap and talks a lot of shit
I remembered the internet, yesterday's movie
Shakira, Paulina, and Ricky Martin
So here's a song in English
And if you don't get it, study to learn
(Chorus)
I don't know what I'm singing
But I don't care
One, two, three, four
Are you ready for my English song?
This is the window, this is the door
I wanna take eleven in your home
It's easy to sing in English, everything sounds good
Even 'motherfucker!' sounds very okay
Excuse me, my friend, I'm not a gentleman
I'm a dirty South American and I like the maracas
(Chorus)
...Anyway, don't understand anything
And I don't care
I wanna try to sing like an American
Kissing, licking, and sucking beautiful girls
I really wanna eat your sister
I wanna be part of your first world
Okay, repeat after me:
I'm...I'm
You are...you are
We are...we are
We are...we are
We are...we are
We are!
(Chorus)
I wanna try to sing like the Americans
Kissing, licking, and sucking a lovely woman
I wanna eat your sister
And belong to your first world
I'd better say goodbye in Spanish
It's the language I speak and master better
And even if Britney Spears fell in love with me
I'd tell her 'I'd eat a turd!'