A Punk Named Josh
When I was young there was a kid named Josh
He was a real punk rocker
He had two tattoos and wore a leather jacket
And he looked just like Mad Max
We tried to be cool but it really didn't work
By writing black Flag 4 on ourlockers
Then one day he just disappeared
Finally we could just relax
He was a punk named Josh
And he really was an asshole
And we had lots of fun
But it really was a hassle
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid
When Josh came back
From his punk rock adventures
Doing drugs and running from the law
He had two new tattoos of an anarchy symbol
And a pretty girl named Roxanne
His dad was really pissed and sent Josh to rehab
That's where punk kids go
And he ran away again
And the last I heard someone saw him at a PUNK ROCK SHOW!
He was a punk named Josh
And he really was an asshole
And we had lots of fun
But it really was a hassle
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid
He was a punk named Josh
He was a punk named Josh
He was tough in the mosh
He was a punk named josh
He was a dirty punk-like child high on sauce
He was a punk named Josh
And he really was an asshole
And we had lots of fun
But it really was a hassle
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid
He was a punk named Josh
And he wore ripped jeans
But his dad didn't like it
You know his dad was kinda mean
He was a punk named Josh
And he really didn't care
When he had a problem he'd go "Aww, dude"
And he had funny hair
He was a punk named Josh
Um Punk Chamado Josh
Quando eu era jovem, tinha um garoto chamado Josh
Ele era um verdadeiro punk rocker
Tinha duas tatuagens e usava uma jaqueta de couro
E parecia exatamente com o Mad Max
Tentamos ser legais, mas não deu muito certo
Escrevendo Black Flag 4 nos nossos armários
Então um dia ele simplesmente desapareceu
Finalmente pudemos relaxar
Ele era um punk chamado Josh
E ele realmente era um idiota
E nos divertimos pra caramba
Mas era um verdadeiro perrengue
Ele era um punk chamado Josh
E tirava notas ruins
E tinha muita espinha
Mas sempre pegava as minas
Quando o Josh voltou
Das suas aventuras punk rock
Usando drogas e fugindo da polícia
Ele tinha duas novas tatuagens de um símbolo de anarquia
E uma garota bonita chamada Roxanne
O pai dele ficou muito puto e mandou o Josh pra reabilitação
É pra onde vão os garotos punk
E ele fugiu de novo
E a última vez que ouvi, alguém o viu em um SHOW DE PUNK ROCK!
Ele era um punk chamado Josh
E ele realmente era um idiota
E nos divertimos pra caramba
Mas era um verdadeiro perrengue
Ele era um punk chamado Josh
E tirava notas ruins
E tinha muita espinha
Mas sempre pegava as minas
Ele era um punk chamado Josh
Ele era um punk chamado Josh
Ele era durão no mosh
Ele era um punk chamado Josh
Ele era um garoto punk sujo, chapado de molho
Ele era um punk chamado Josh
E ele realmente era um idiota
E nos divertimos pra caramba
Mas era um verdadeiro perrengue
Ele era um punk chamado Josh
E tirava notas ruins
E tinha muita espinha
Mas sempre pegava as minas
Ele era um punk chamado Josh
E usava jeans rasgados
Mas o pai dele não gostava
Você sabe, o pai dele era meio carrasco
Ele era um punk chamado Josh
E ele realmente não se importava
Quando tinha um problema, ele dizia "Aww, cara"
E tinha um cabelo engraçado
Ele era um punk chamado Josh