Little Suzzie Shallow Throat
Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely
All the girls all made fun of her at school
'Cause no matter how she tried
She could not get a dick inside
Her shallow throat
Shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all
The football team all tried to give her lessons
She practiced but she threw up on the coach
Not one man on the squad
Ever shot his wad in Susie's throat
Shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all
The drum major was a boy named Slick
Who had a very little bitty dick
She licked it sucked and stroked it
'til Slick thought she might choke
He never knew
She had a shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all
She finally learned to deep throat after all
Since she met Slick she's really had a ball
But Slick he's kind of lonesome
With Susie and the kid
'Cause though his dick just fits her throat
Her pussy's much too big
A Pequena Suzzie e sua Garganta Rasa
A pequena Suzzie, garganta rasa, estava sozinha
Todas as garotas zombavam dela na escola
Porque não importava o quanto tentasse
Ela não conseguia colocar um pau dentro
De sua garganta rasa
Garganta rasa
Cachorros-quentes e bananas eram grandes demais
Pepinos e salsichas
Simplesmente não cabiam
Ela tentou todos
O time de futebol tentou dar aulas pra ela
Ela praticou, mas vomitou no treinador
Nenhum homem do time
Nunca gozou na garganta da Suzie
Garganta rasa
Cachorros-quentes e bananas eram grandes demais
Pepinos e salsichas
Simplesmente não cabiam
Ela tentou todos
O maestro da banda era um garoto chamado Slick
Que tinha um pau bem pequeno
Ela lambeu, chupou e acariciou
Até que Slick achou que ela poderia engasgar
Ele nunca soube
Que ela tinha uma garganta rasa
Cachorros-quentes e bananas eram grandes demais
Pepinos e salsichas
Simplesmente não cabiam
Ela tentou todos
Ela finalmente aprendeu a fazer garganta profunda afinal
Desde que conheceu o Slick, ela realmente se divertiu
Mas o Slick é meio solitário
Com Suzie e a criança
Porque embora o pau dele caiba na garganta dela
A xoxota dela é grande demais