Freeze Dried Man
Jeffrey Dahmer wanted a freeze-dried man
So he could do things he enjoyed again and again
Jeff said he'd fondle, rub, and lay with his freeze dried man
And pose him for pictures if flexible, with his polaroid in hand
Jeffrey had a plan
To freeze dry a man
But the device was thirty grand
So the thought was quickly canned
He went to the taxidermist to enquire on how to freeze dry a man
He told the man it was for a rabbit, but that was just a lie
Instead Jeffrey wanted to freeze dry a man
But the device was thirty grand, So the thought was quickly canned
Jeffrey had a plan
To freeze dry a man
But the device was thirty grand
So the thought was quickly canned
Homem Liofilizado
Jeffrey Dahmer queria um homem liofilizado
Pra poder fazer as coisas que gostava de novo e de novo
Jeff disse que ia acariciar, esfregar e ficar com seu homem liofilizado
E posar pra fotos se fosse flexível, com sua Polaroid na mão
Jeffrey tinha um plano
De liofilizar um homem
Mas o aparelho custava trinta mil
Então a ideia foi logo descartada
Ele foi ao taxidermista pra perguntar como liofilizar um homem
Disse que era pra um coelho, mas isso era só uma mentira
Na verdade, Jeffrey queria liofilizar um homem
Mas o aparelho custava trinta mil, então a ideia foi logo descartada
Jeffrey tinha um plano
De liofilizar um homem
Mas o aparelho custava trinta mil
Então a ideia foi logo descartada