Why do Girls Think I'm Scary
Why do girls think i'm scary?
Why do they treat me like a circus freak?
Is it because of my big melon head
Or because i talk like a geek
Or is it because when i'm on the phone with them
I breathe just like this (loud breathing)
Why do girls think i'm scary? will i ever get a kiss?
Why do girls think i'm scary?
Why do they think that i'm a knob?
Is it because the way i walk
Is faster then most people jog?
Or is it because i like to say words
Like okie dokie, pee-u and poo?
Why do girls think i'm scary?
I'd feel honky dory if i knew
Bridge:
If i had a girl friend
You know my love would never end
I'd buy her gifts, i'd buy her things
I'd buy her pearls and diamond rings
I'd lose some weight, i'd exercise
If i'd fart, i'd apologize
I'd wash my feet, i'd lift the seat
I'd even through away all my looky books
Why do girls think i'm scary?
Why do they think that i'm a dork?
Is it because i only dress in black
And when i laugh i snort?
Why do girls think i'm scary?
I wish somebody knew
Why do girls think i'm scary?
Why do they act like i smell like poo?
Why do girls think i'm hideous?
Why do they think that i'm a ghoul?
Is it because i never get no sun
Or because i always pee in the pool?
Or is it because when i pass wind
It smells just like burnt shoe?
Why do girls think i'm scary?
I don't know, maybe you do
Por Que as Garotas Acham que Eu Sou Assustador?
Por que as garotas acham que eu sou assustador?
Por que elas me tratam como um freak de circo?
É por causa da minha cabeça grande
Ou porque eu falo como um nerd?
Ou é porque quando estou no telefone com elas
Eu respiro assim (respiração alta)
Por que as garotas acham que eu sou assustador? Será que algum dia vou ganhar um beijo?
Por que as garotas acham que eu sou assustador?
Por que elas acham que eu sou um idiota?
É por causa da maneira como eu ando
Que é mais rápido do que a maioria das pessoas corre?
Ou é porque eu gosto de dizer palavras
Como