Everybody Were Stoned
I took my baby
to the hospital 'cause
she ate up so many balls
she had forgotten who I was
The nurse told me "baby
don't you worry 'bout her
Then shoved a spike
into her own arm
and fell down limp on the floor
I called my buddy and said
"Oh man I need some help"
But he was so drunk
he couldn't stop laughing, oh hell
I got in the cab and said
"Let's get away from here"
But the driver couldn't drive
'cause he was all
soaked up in beer
Everybody were
Everybody were stoned
I got to my granny's house and
I rang her bell and she took me in
And I asked her for some water
but she said" No way, dear -
You need some heroin"
I got in the church and said
"Oh Lord take me back!"
but all the congregation
was smoking crack
Everybody were
Everybody were stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Todo Mundo Estava Chapado
Eu levei minha garota
pro hospital porque
ela comeu tantas bolas
que esqueceu quem eu era
A enfermeira me disse "amor
não se preocupe com ela
"E enfiou uma agulha
no próprio braço
e desabou no chão
Eu liguei pro meu brother e disse
"Pô, cara, preciso de ajuda"
Mas ele tava tão bêbado
que não conseguia parar de rir, que merda
Eu entrei no táxi e falei
"Vamos sair daqui"
Mas o motorista não conseguia dirigir
porque ele tava todo
embriagado de cerveja
Todo mundo estava
Todo mundo estava chapado
Cheguei na casa da minha avó e
toquei a campainha e ela me recebeu
E pedi um pouco de água
mas ela disse "De jeito nenhum, querido -
Você precisa de heroína"
Entrei na igreja e disse
"Oh Senhor, me leve de volta!"
mas toda a congregação
estava fumando crack
Todo mundo estava
Todo mundo estava chapado
Chapado
Chapado
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Composição: Ron Selistre, Francis K