Number 1 in the Charts

Germany searches the superstar [a show like American Idol],
It must search for long,
Just ridiculous dancing around
For a little piece of the cake.
No skill or talent are present here today,
But now you'll be quiet,
Because here we come.
We are the new German superstars,
Soon to be number one in the charts

Banned from radio and stores,
Still everyone in the Germany Fatherland knows us.
New German Happiness [a line from "Landser" of Republik der Strolche],
And not MTV
We'll get gold for Germany,
In the next grand prix [of music].
Attention - you're witness to our break-through,
Because here comes, yes here comes - the number one in the charts.

everything in the radio is just a bad joke,
We're the Kings of Rock'n'Roll - we make the hits.
For the elite we are gods, for the Commons just noise.
I tell you, if are we too loud, then you are too weak.
from the Maas to the Memel [the first line - now outlawed - of the German
national anthem]
From the Baltic sea, to the Harz Mountains,
Here comes, yes here comes - the number one in the charts.