What If He Was White
Yo I got an idea
Let me go grab Sticky right quick
Hey yo Stick, Stick
[Sticky]
Yo Slim Shady
Yo I just had like a nightmah..
Wait it wasn't like a nightmare
It was like a good dreah..
Well it wasn't a good.. (What was it?)
Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man (What?)
Yo, yo I dreamed I was white! (Ohhh)
If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white,
white?
Verse One: Sticky Fingaz
Yo, yo
What if I was white skin the same color as Eminem's?
Blond hair, blue eyes
The whole shibang
I know one thing
Police wouldn't always be watching me
Pull me over for nothing, constantly jockin me
(Can I get your autograph?)
Yellow cabs in the cities that stop for me
I wouldn't need caladeral to buy property
If I was white
Wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor
SECURITY wouldn't follow me around the store
Like I'd steal something (Maybe he might of stole something)
Because I'm black I rob
And automatically assume I ain't got no job
On my own land I feel like an immigrant
If I was white
I wouldn't thought O.J. was innocent (He did it)
If I was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white? (Yo think about that)
What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (for a
minute)
What if he was white?
What if he was (What if he was white?)
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white,
white? (What if
he was white?)
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if you were white? (what if he was white?)
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white,(STICKyyyy what if you were
white?) white,
white,
white, white, white?
Verse Two: Sticky Fingaz
If I was white
It would be a different world for me
If I was white (ummmmmmmm?)
What shade would I be?
Would I be Redneck or Skinhead, prepi or high class?
YOU PROBABLY LIVE IN A TRAILERPARK AND BE WHITE TRASH!
In any case that be L-Slim right? (Yep)
But there's a good and bad out of being white
You can't say the N word without starting a fight
(What's UP MY BROTHER?)
True dance it'll be, I had two left feet
Even if I was white
Plaque still have a ghetto shit(How you doing?)
Is it a minfo
Or do I really have a little dick (Nah, it's true!)
If I was white
I would probably listen to hardcore rock
and covered my ears when ever I heard Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)
If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white? (What if he was white?)
What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white,
white? (What if
he was white?)
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white, white, white, white, he was
white(ummmmmmmm?)
What if he was white? (What if you were white?)
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white,
white? (What if
he was white?)
Verse Three: Sticky Fingaz
Yo,yo,yo, if I was white
I probably wouldn't even think the same
I watched Tennis and golf and bet on Hockey games (Red Wings
Man)
Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday
If I was white
I couldn't live around my way
In it probably wouldn't never even been an Onyx shit
I be serice sippin vadka and tonixs
Smokin on them all on a marboral
instead of a nueport
I live in Long Island
Instead of New York
If I was white
I probably couldn't dunk
Cuz everybody knows white man can't jump (Nope!)
And probably wouldn't be able to go to the trees spots
Cuz all the niggas trend think I was a cop
If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?(Yo you can't say that)
What if he was white
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white,
white?
What if you were white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white,
white?
If he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white
(What would you do if you were white?)
What - If - He - Was - White?
(What if you were white?)
white, white, white, white, white, white,
(What if you were white!!!!)
white, white, white, white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
white, white, white, white, white?
What if he was white
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
[Eminem]
Yo, what if I was White? uhh..
E Se Ele Fosse Branco
Yo, eu tive uma ideia
Deixa eu chamar o Sticky rapidinho
E aí Stick, Stick
[Sticky]
Yo Slim Shady
Yo, eu acabei de ter um pesadelo...
Espera, não era bem um pesadelo
Era tipo um sonho bom...
Bem, não era tão bom... (O que era?)
E aí, eu tive um sonho maluco, mano (O que?)
Yo, yo, eu sonhei que eu era branco! (Ohhh)
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E - Se - Ele - Fosse - Branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco,
branco?
Verso Um: Sticky Fingaz
Yo, yo
E se eu fosse branco, com a mesma cor da pele do Eminem?
Cabelo loiro, olhos azuis
Aquela coisa toda
Eu sei de uma coisa
A polícia não estaria sempre me vigiando
Me parando sem motivo, sempre de olho em mim
(Posso pegar seu autógrafo?)
Taxis amarelos nas cidades que parariam pra mim
Eu não precisaria de garantia pra comprar propriedade
Se eu fosse branco
Não importaria se eu fosse rico ou pobre
A SEGURANÇA não me seguiria pela loja
Como se eu fosse roubar algo (Talvez ele tenha roubado algo)
Porque eu sou negro, eu roubo
E automaticamente assumem que eu não tenho emprego
Na minha própria terra, me sinto como um imigrante
Se eu fosse branco
Eu não acharia que O.J. era inocente (Ele fez isso)
Se eu fosse branco
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco? (Yo, pense nisso)
E se ele fosse branco, branco, branco, branco, ele fosse branco (por um
minuto)
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse (E se ele fosse branco?)
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco,
branco? (E se
ele fosse branco?)
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E - Se - Ele - Fosse - Branco?
E se você fosse branco? (e se ele fosse branco?)
E se ele fosse
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, (STICKyyyy e se você fosse
branco?) branco,
branco,
branco, branco, branco?
Verso Dois: Sticky Fingaz
Se eu fosse branco
Seria um mundo diferente pra mim
Se eu fosse branco (ummmmmmmm?)
Que tom eu teria?
Seria Redneck ou Skinhead, preppy ou de classe alta?
VOCÊ PROVAVELMENTE VIVE EM UM TRAILER E É BRANCO LIXO!
De qualquer forma, seria L-Slim, certo? (Yep)
Mas tem o lado bom e o lado ruim de ser branco
Você não pode dizer a palavra N sem começar uma briga
(O QUE HÁ, MEU IRMÃO?)
Verdade, eu dançaria, eu tinha dois pés esquerdos
Mesmo se eu fosse branco
Placa ainda teria uma parada de gueto (Como você tá?)
É uma minfo
Ou eu realmente tenho um pintinho pequeno (Não, é verdade!)
Se eu fosse branco
Provavelmente ouviria rock pesado
E taparia os ouvidos sempre que ouvisse Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco? (E se ele fosse branco?)
E se ele fosse branco, branco, branco, branco, ele fosse branco
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco,
branco? (E se
ele fosse branco?)
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco, branco, branco, branco, ele fosse
branco (ummmmmmmm?)
E se ele fosse branco? (E se você fosse branco?)
E se ele fosse
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco,
branco? (E se
ele fosse branco?)
Verso Três: Sticky Fingaz
Yo, yo, yo, se eu fosse branco
Provavelmente nem pensaria da mesma forma
Eu assistiria tênis e golfe e apostaria em jogos de hóquei (Red Wings
Man)
Usaria terno e gravata e iria trabalhar todo dia
Se eu fosse branco
Eu não poderia viver por aqui
Provavelmente nunca teria rolado uma parada do Onyx
Eu estaria tomando vodka com tônica
Fumando Marlboro
Em vez de Newport
Eu moraria em Long Island
Em vez de Nova York
Se eu fosse branco
Provavelmente não conseguiria enterrar
Porque todo mundo sabe que branco não pula (Não!)
E provavelmente não conseguiria ir aos lugares
Porque todos os caras achariam que eu era policial
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E - Se - Ele - Fosse - Branco? (Yo, você não pode dizer isso)
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco,
branco?
E se você fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E - Se - Ele - Fosse - Branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco,
branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco
(O que você faria se fosse branco?)
E - Se - Ele - Fosse - Branco?
(O que se você fosse branco?)
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco,
(O que se você fosse branco!!!!)
branco, branco, branco, branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco?
E se ele fosse branco
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco?
[Eminem]
Yo, e se eu fosse branco? uhh..
Composição: Damon Elliott / K. Jones / Marshall Mathers