Gays
Esta es una historia.... Que paso es san pedro
No mames
Basada en hechos reales
No mameS
Todo comenzo caminando por san pedro bagando por las calles
ibba solo como un perro...
No tenia dineros solo un par de tabacos una mochila negra i mi
lonche cuatro tacos
Ya tenia ganas de encontrar por ahy un jale,eso no se enkuentra
eso me decia mi padre yo queria comprar una botas en el puente,
pero no de marka yo keria unas corrientes,
De ponto se me aserka un stratus color negreo
Me agacho por dos brincos por si acaso kieren pedo... Resulata ke
kerian saber en donde venden koka eran un par de fresas Ypi i
armar era su ropa
Daba la kasualidad el fresa estaba en ksa.
Les dige kuanto kieren porke de un 8 no baja.
Oie karnal trankilo, Nosotros keremos un kilo, Llevanos pa ia we ia
traemos feria we mi papi se fue i traemos unas nenas we , Mira
carnal si kieres bamos por mi mercedes, Pero primero aserkate un
poko vente para aka ia no te agas el loco.
Achinga , Chinga kreo ke estos batos son jotos io mejor le korro,
Ven!,Ven! no te aremos daño te invitamos a rolar en mi karro del
año, Tengo una amigo ke tiene tapado el caño, No me tengas
miedo yo te juro ke no araño,
Vallanse a la verga pinches Maricas burgueses,
Io no le ago a eso pinches etractores de leche.
No les voi a dar a probar de mi popote, Aponco no se te antoja mi
karrote.
Yo me fui korriendo no keria ke me vieran en eso llegue a lo ke krei
una tienda me eskondi detras de un pinche enfriador,
en eso ai se me aserka un señor, le dije señor kanteme un ratito
me bienen seguiendo dos jaleas enkanta el pito,
El señor me dijo: Yo m llamo manuel agarra mi chile i juega con!
Me sali echo madres no lo podia entender ke es lo ke le psa al
mindo no lo puedo kreer,
todos ia se estan kambiando de bando kreo ke los machines nos
estamos akabando,
Le pregunto a un tipo si estos jotos ia se van me konetesta:no lo
se pero io me llamo juan i mis amiguitas kantan una kancioncita.
Juan es gay juanito!
Me kede konklusion a lo ke fue lo primero seria ese lonche pues
eso no lo kreo seria ke venia oi tan solo kmo un perro o ke traia
kamiseta de los kaballeros ahh...
eso debe de ser aora se ke plang es planeta gay,io no lo keria
kreer pero eso es cierto...
me kreyeron gay kmo los caballeors,
No señores io no soi ningun gay esta kamiseta se la plancha un
gay ke le gustaba el rap de los homosexuales
kaballeros del pang e los amantes anales.
Io soi un gamberro, Io soi machin,Io soi un gamberro machinchiharrin (3x)
Gays
This is a story.... That happened in San Pedro
No way
Based on real events
No way
It all started walking through San Pedro wandering the streets
I was alone like a dog...
I had no money, just a couple of cigarettes, a black backpack and my lunch, four tacos
I was eager to find a job around there, that's not found
that's what my father told me, I wanted to buy some boots at the bridge,
but not branded, I wanted some regular ones,
Suddenly a black Stratus approached me
I ducked twice just in case they wanted trouble... Turns out they wanted to know where to buy coke, they were a couple of rich kids and their clothes were fancy
Coincidentally, the rich kid was at home
I asked them how much they wanted because it doesn't go below an 8
Hey bro, calm down, We want a kilo, Take us there and we'll bring the money, my dad left and we'll bring some girls, Look bro if you want we can go in my Mercedes, But first come a little closer, don't act crazy
Damn, I think these guys are gay, I better run, Come! Come! we won't hurt you, we invite you to ride in my car of the year, I have a friend who has the pipe blocked, Don't be afraid I swear I won't scratch you,
Fuck off you fucking bourgeois faggots,
I don't do that shit, milk extractors,
I'm not going to let you taste my straw, You don't want my carrot?
I ran away, I didn't want them to see me in that, I arrived at what I thought was a store, I hid behind a damn cooler,
Then a man approached me, I said sir sing me a little bit, two guys are following me, they love dick,
The man said: My name is Manuel grab my dick and play with it!
I left in a hurry, I couldn't understand what's happening to the world, I can't believe it,
Everyone is changing sides, I think the machos are ending,
I asked a guy if those fags are leaving, he answered: I don't know but my name is Juan and my little friends sing a little song.
Juan is gay Juanito!
I stayed with the conclusion that what was first would be that lunch because I don't believe it would be that I came today just like a dog or that I was wearing a Knights shirt ahh...
that must be it now I know Plang is a gay planet, I didn't want to believe it but it's true...
they believed me gay like the knights,
No sirs I'm not gay at all, this shirt is ironed by a gay who liked the rap of the homosexual knights
knights of the pang and anal lovers.
I'm a troublemaker, I'm macho, I'm a troublemaker machinchiharrin (3x)