The Winter She Was Angry
Oh, the winter she was angry
When the rollers came to town
And they threw your mom down a ditch and she died
And they went to find the body
But it was devoured by wolves
Which is really kinda weird since she drowned
Oh, yeah
Oh, the spring she was angry
With those flowers all around
And annoying little bunnies in the grass
And I never took a liking
To all those multicolored plants
So I crush them with my shoes and I eat 'em
Oh yeah
Oh, the summer she was angry
'cause the beach was overcrowded
So she sent the cops down there to kick 'em out
'Cept for this one pot-smoking moron
Who just wouldn't move his ass
So they shot him on the spot and he bled a lot
Oh, yeah
Oh, the autumn she was angry
'cause the pumpkins all got smashed
And the people all got drunk on Thanksgiving
And they should be watching football
But they're all passed out instead
'Cept for grandpa who's hurling in the can
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
O Inverno Estava Furioso
Oh, o inverno estava furioso
Quando os surfistas chegaram na cidade
E jogaram sua mãe num buraco e ela morreu
E foram procurar o corpo
Mas ele foi devorado por lobos
O que é bem estranho, já que ela se afogou
Oh, é
Oh, a primavera estava furiosa
Com aquelas flores por toda parte
E aqueles coelhinhos chatos na grama
E eu nunca gostei
De todas aquelas plantas coloridas
Então eu as piso com meus sapatos e como elas
Oh, é
Oh, o verão estava furioso
Porque a praia estava lotada
Então ela mandou a polícia pra expulsar a galera
Exceto por um idiota que fumava maconha
Que simplesmente não se movia
Então eles atiraram nele na hora e ele sangrou muito
Oh, é
Oh, o outono estava furioso
Porque as abóboras todas foram esmagadas
E o povo ficou bêbado no Dia de Ação de Graças
E eles deveriam estar assistindo futebol
Mas estão todos desmaiados
Exceto pelo vovô que tá vomitando no banheiro
Oh, é, oh é, oh é.