Ghost Boobs
Gazoyngas a plenty! Back pains she had many!
For such knockers hooters funbags boys were not even ready
She could hold your beer! Without hands she could steer!
Smack a grown man in the face so hard he's shed a few tears!
GHOST BOOBS OH YOU HARDLY KNEW ME
GHOST BOOBS OOH WE HARDLY KNEW YE
It was a fad diet! She had to try it!
Chrissy Snow looked pretty hot, so Thighmaster?
Just buy it!
A paid membership at the bulldyke gym
Cuz her boyfriend liked Sue Powter so why not impress him?
What she didn't foresee was that her big'uns would flee
Her thighs and gut both stayed the same but she could now see her knees
Her boyfriend he did weep!
He thought her twiddles would keep
But they didn't know that they would come back in her sleep!
Peitos Fantasmas
Gazoyngas à vontade! Ela tinha muitas dores nas costas!
Com esses peitões, os caras nem estavam preparados
Ela podia segurar sua cerveja! Sem mãos, ela podia dirigir!
Dava um tapa na cara de um homem grande tão forte que ele chorava!
PEITOS FANTASMAS, AH, VOCÊ MAL ME CONHECIA
PEITOS FANTASMAS, OOH, NÓS MAL TE CONHECÍAMOS
Era uma dieta da moda! Ela tinha que tentar!
Chrissy Snow estava bem gostosa, então Thighmaster?
Só comprar!
Uma assinatura paga na academia da bulldyke
Porque o namorado dela gostava da Sue Powter, então por que não impressioná-lo?
O que ela não previu era que seus peitões iam sumir
As coxas e a barriga continuaram as mesmas, mas agora ela via os joelhos
O namorado dela chorou!
Ele achava que os peitões iam ficar
Mas eles não sabiam que voltariam enquanto ela dormia!