If I Was With A Woman
If I was with a woman she'd wonder what was happening
Little things would slowly go askew
If I was with a woman I'd make her quite unhappy
Specially when she did not want me to
If I was with a woman I'd make believe I loved her
When all the time I would not like her much
If I was with a woman she'd soon become unsettled
I'd show her but I would not let her touch
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing
If I was with a woman I'd never ask her questions
But if she did not want me to I would
If I was with a woman I'd offer my indifference
And make quite sure she never understood
If I was with a woman I'd threaten to unload her
Every time she asked me to explain
If I was with a woman she'd have to learn to cherish
The purity and depth of my disdain
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing
I've been with a woman, she took away my spirit
No woman's coming close to me again
I've been with a woman, she took away my spirit
No woman's coming close to me again
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing
Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing...
Se Eu Estivesse Com Uma Mulher
Se eu estivesse com uma mulher, ela se perguntaria o que tá rolando
Coisinhas pequenas iriam aos poucos sair do eixo
Se eu estivesse com uma mulher, eu a deixaria bem infeliz
Principalmente quando ela não quisesse que eu estivesse aqui
Se eu estivesse com uma mulher, eu fingiria que a amava
Enquanto o tempo todo eu não a acharia tão legal
Se eu estivesse com uma mulher, ela logo ficaria agitada
Eu mostraria, mas não deixaria ela me tocar
Olha eles rindo
Olha eles rindo
Olha eles rindo
Rindo, rindo
Se eu estivesse com uma mulher, eu nunca faria perguntas
Mas se ela não quisesse, eu faria de qualquer jeito
Se eu estivesse com uma mulher, eu ofereceria minha indiferença
E garantiria que ela nunca entendesse
Se eu estivesse com uma mulher, eu ameaçaria me livrar dela
Toda vez que ela me pedisse pra explicar
Se eu estivesse com uma mulher, ela teria que aprender a valorizar
A pureza e a profundidade do meu desprezo
Olha eles rindo
Olha eles rindo
Olha eles rindo
Rindo, rindo
Eu estive com uma mulher, ela tirou meu espírito
Nenhuma mulher vai chegar perto de mim de novo
Eu estive com uma mulher, ela tirou meu espírito
Nenhuma mulher vai chegar perto de mim de novo
Olha eles rindo
Olha eles rindo
Olha eles rindo
Rindo, rindo, rindo, rindo, rindo
Rindo, rindo, rindo, rindo, rindo...