Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
She said, ''I'm goin' out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Oh, have mercy my only thought was
Tequila makes her clothes fall off.''
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks patron
Her closets missin' half the things she's bought
Yea, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink.
Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a tablecloth
Yea, tequila makes her clothes fall off, waahoo..
She can handle any Champagne brunch
Bridal shower with Barcadi punch
Jello shooters full of Shmirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off.
She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink.
She don't mean nothin' she's just havin' fun
Tomorrow she'll say, oh, what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off!...
Tequila Faz as Roupas Delas Caírem
Ela disse: ''Vou sair com as minhas amigas
Margaritas no Holiday Inn
Oh, tenha misericórdia, meu único pensamento era
Tequila faz as roupas dela caírem.''
Eu disse pra ela colocar uma camada a mais
Eu sei o que acontece quando ela bebe patron
O armário dela tá faltando metade das coisas que ela comprou
É, tequila faz as roupas dela caírem.
Ela começa tirando os sapatos
Perde um brinco na bebida
Deixa a jaqueta no banheiro
Deixa uma lente cair na pia.
Aquelas meias-calças não vão durar muito
Se o DJ tocar Bon Jovi
Ela pode voltar pra casa com uma toalha de mesa
É, tequila faz as roupas dela caírem, waahoo..
Ela aguenta qualquer brunch com champanhe
Chá de panela com ponche de Barcadi
Jello shots cheios de Shmirnoff
Mas tequila faz as roupas dela caírem.
Ela começa tirando os sapatos
Perde um brinco na bebida
Deixa a jaqueta no banheiro
Deixa uma lente cair na pia.
Ela não quer dizer nada, só tá se divertindo
Amanhã ela vai dizer: oh, o que eu fiz?
As amigas vão zoar as coisas que ela perdeu
É, tequila faz as roupas dela caírem.
Oh, tequila faz as roupas dela caírem.
Oh, tequila faz as roupas dela caírem!...
Composição: Gary Hannan / John Wiggins