Brad And Suzy
Brad and Suzy lived in a movie
Cardboard cutout superheroes and
Paragons on barstools
She was a professional teller machine user
He was your basic beautiful loser
They had no worries all they ever had was cool
And I wish that I was Brad and Suzy, I really do
I wish that I was stuck on someone
I wish that I was half of a two
I wish that we were like that baby
I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me
Pa-pa-pa-pow Pa-pa-pa-pow
The Sigma Chis imbibed, decried
And tried to pry him from his
Little Delta Tri-Omega Chi Fi Mu Hoddi Toddi A-D-Pi and Theta
But she wouldn't let them
Idiot
'Cause her heart was as big as the world
And she was his first loving girl
And he swore he'd stand by her forever
And late at night, drunk on wine
They'd fall in bed and intertwine
And they'd make love then like nobody never
And I wish that I was Brad or Suzy
Pa-pa-pa-pow Pa-pa-pa-pow
I wish that I was Brad or Suzy
I wish that I was in a movie
Brad and Suzy finally took off for the Florida Keys
The better to exercise their collections of clothing by J. Crew
Convertible rabbit a cooler and some coozies
And six years of college course credit they'll probably neveruse
But I wish that I was Brad or Suzy, I really do
Brad e Suzy
Brad e Suzy viviam um filme
Super-heróis de papelão e
Modelos em banquinhos de bar
Ela era uma usuária profissional de caixa eletrônico
Ele era seu típico belo perdedor
Eles não tinham preocupações, só eram descolados
E eu queria ser Brad e Suzy, eu realmente queria
Queria estar preso a alguém
Queria ser metade de um casal
Queria que fôssemos assim, baby
Queria que às vezes você me amasse e me odiasse
Pa-pa-pa-pow Pa-pa-pa-pow
Os Sigma Chis bebiam, criticavam
E tentavam tirar ele de sua
Pequena Delta Tri-Omega Chi Fi Mu Hoddi Toddi A-D-Pi e Theta
Mas ela não deixava
Idiota
Porque o coração dela era tão grande quanto o mundo
E ela foi a primeira namorada dele
E ele jurou que ficaria ao lado dela para sempre
E tarde da noite, bêbados de vinho
Eles iam para a cama e se entrelaçavam
E faziam amor como se ninguém nunca tivesse feito
E eu queria ser Brad ou Suzy
Pa-pa-pa-pow Pa-pa-pa-pow
Queria ser Brad ou Suzy
Queria estar em um filme
Brad e Suzy finalmente partiram para as Florida Keys
Para melhor aproveitar suas coleções de roupas da J. Crew
Conversível, coelho, um cooler e algumas canecas
E seis anos de créditos de curso na faculdade que provavelmente nunca usarão
Mas eu queria ser Brad ou Suzy, eu realmente queria
Composição: Jude Christodal / Stephen Stills