Bobby-o
Bobby-O, Bobby-O
Skinny younger brother of Fabio
Rode his horse down to Mexico
Oh Bobby-O
His horses' name was Rambo
But Rambo was really slow
How slow was he? He didn't go
Oh Bobby-O
He got a job down in Mexico
Teaching water aerobics in a sombrero
All the old ladies sure thought he was a pro
Doing jumping jacks in his pink Speedo
Oh Bobby-O
He did something naughty
What it was we'll never know
But the hotel owner said, "Man, you gotta go
Pack your bathing suit and don't forget Rambo"
Oh Bobby-O
Bobby-O, Bobby-O
Skinny younger brother of Fabio
Rode his horse down to Mexico
Oh Bobby-O, Oh Bobby-O
Oh, oh, oh, oh Bobby-O
Bobby-O
Bobby-O, Bobby-O
Irmão mais magro do Fabio
Cavalgou até o México
Oh Bobby-O
O nome do seu cavalo era Rambo
Mas o Rambo era bem devagar
Quão devagar? Ele não andava
Oh Bobby-O
Ele arrumou um trampo no México
Dando aula de hidroginástica de chapéu
As velhinhas achavam que ele era um craque
Fazendo jumping jacks de sunga rosa
Oh Bobby-O
Ele fez algo errado
O que foi nunca saberemos
Mas o dono do hotel disse: "Cara, você tem que ir
Leve seu maiô e não esquece do Rambo"
Oh Bobby-O
Bobby-O, Bobby-O
Irmão mais magro do Fabio
Cavalgou até o México
Oh Bobby-O, Oh Bobby-O
Oh, oh, oh, oh Bobby-O