If my dad catches me I'm dead
If my dad catches me I'm dead
If my dad catches me I'm dead
'Cause I wrecked his car while he slept in bed
Why couldn't they just say I'm beautiful
Why couldn't they just say I'm beautiful
I'm wonderful
I'm dead, I think I'm dead
I'm dead, I think I'm dead
I'm dead, I think I'm dead
I'm dead for all the things I've said
If my sister catches me I'm dead
If my sister catches me I'm dead
If my sister catches me I'm dead
I think I'm dead for crawling under her bed
Why couldn't they just say I'm beautiful
Why couldn't they just say I'm beautiful
I'm wonderful
I'm dead, I think I'm dead
I'm dead, I think I'm dead
I'm dead, I think I'm dead
I'm dead for all the things I've said
If I could I'd change my face and run
Then I'd hide and don't you point that gun
If you ask you'll find me six feet down
I'm an ordinary boy
If the cops catch me I'm dead
If the cops catch me I'm dead
If the cops catch me I'm dead
'Cause I ripped a wallet from my uncle Fred
Why couldn't they just say I'm beautiful
I'm wonderful
I'm dead, I think I'm dead
I'm dead, I think I'm dead
I'm dead, I think I'm dead
I'm dead for all the things I've said
I'm dead
Why couldn't they just say I'm
I'm dead
Why couldn't they just say I'm
I'm dead
Why couldn't they just say I'm
I'm dead