Well, he lives out in Idaho
And his jeans come in just below his hip bone
And when he lifts up his arms, it makes me sweat
I’d give anything up for a night with that
I’d give everything up for a night with that
When he goes home I feel so alone
That I wish I was his wife, not really though
I just want to know what your house looks like
So I can keep you in here with me in the back of my mind
Well, I’ll keep you in here with me in the back of my mind
And I don’t care if you’re forty-five
You look seventeen, but you’re twenty-nine
And I don’t want to hurt my baby
Well, I can’t help it when I'm boy crazy
I can’t help it if I'm boy crazy
I know that he’s got the business
The kind that motivates me more than Jesus
And I know this situation is shady
Remember when they just thought that I was boy crazy?
And I don’t care if you’re forty-five
Tell them that I knew you when you looked twenty-nine
‘Cause I don’t want you to hurt your baby
But I remember when they'd call me boy crazy
I can’t help it if I'm boy crazy
I can’t help it if I'm boy crazy
Come on, baby, hit a home run for me