Llamas Vs Big Ears
This song is about the night I was watching a documentary about Aztecs, and realised that llamas can walk up steps without help
She had really big ears
Not the kind you'd normally see
When you're walking down the street
Yeah she had really big ears
Oh yeah, she was sitting on her own
In the corner of the club
I said 'Do you know Noddy?'
Yeah she had really big ears
That's what she had
I took her back to my house
She couldn't fit through the door
She had to turn her head sideways
Yeah she had really big ears
I got her onto the bed
And tried to take her dress off
It wouldn't fit over her head
Yeah she had really big ears
Really big ears
That's what she had
So I killed her in her sleep
And I cut her ears right off
They made really good hubcaps
Yeah she had really big ears
Yeah she had really big ears
Really big ears
That's what she had
Lhamas Vs Orelhas Grandes
Essa música é sobre a noite em que eu assisti a um documentário sobre os astecas e percebi que lhamas conseguem subir escadas sem ajuda
Ela tinha orelhas bem grandes
Não do tipo que você normalmente vê
Quando tá andando pela rua
É, ela tinha orelhas bem grandes
Oh é, ela estava sentada sozinha
No canto do bar
Eu disse 'Você conhece o Noddy?'
É, ela tinha orelhas bem grandes
Era isso que ela tinha
Eu a levei pra minha casa
Ela não conseguia passar pela porta
Teve que virar a cabeça de lado
É, ela tinha orelhas bem grandes
Eu a coloquei na cama
E tentei tirar o vestido dela
Não cabia na cabeça dela
É, ela tinha orelhas bem grandes
Orelhas bem grandes
Era isso que ela tinha
Então eu a matei enquanto dormia
E cortei as orelhas dela fora
Elas serviram como ótimas rodas
É, ela tinha orelhas bem grandes
É, ela tinha orelhas bem grandes
Orelhas bem grandes
Era isso que ela tinha