Skeeter
So, we were in Amsterdam
and we were staying at this guy Tawson's house. Good friend of ours. It's kinda in the middle of the city.
We were just finished with out second European Tour.
And everything was going pretty good.
Skeeter, he met this girl that lived next door to Tawson's, and within a couple weeks he started to live with her and all. I guess she had alot of money or something, because she was always buying him clothes, and getting him lots of stuff, and loaning him money.
He was always going to the coffee shop, and getting the best herb and the best hash, ya' know. He was in good shape. She was good looking and she was pretty cool. I don't think we'd ever met her before. She had other boyfriends I suppose.
So I am sitting on the couch at Tawson's apartment, reading Maximum Rock-n-Roll, Flipside, or one of those punk things. And I heard Skeeter come in. He came in and he had all these really nice clothes on, she bought him all this stuff, she like bought him cologne ya' know.. he was really, really smelling good ya'
know. He looked good too. He comes in and puts his herb on the table, whatever..I'm just reading my little punk magazine. Not really paying attention, and then he says uh.. he says, "Hey Dave." And I look up, and he's standing there with his dick in his hand. And he's kinda got it lifted up so he's looking at the head of his dick. Kinda pointed it at me, I didn't know what to think. And he says, "Does that look like puss to you?" And I said, "No, I think it's lint."
Skeeter
Então, estávamos em Amsterdã
ficando na casa desse cara, o Tawson. Um bom amigo nosso. É meio no centro da cidade.
Tínhamos acabado de terminar nossa segunda turnê pela Europa.
E tudo estava indo muito bem.
O Skeeter conheceu uma garota que morava ao lado da casa do Tawson, e em poucas semanas ele começou a morar com ela e tudo mais. Acho que ela tinha muito dinheiro ou algo assim, porque ela estava sempre comprando roupas pra ele, dando várias coisas e emprestando grana.
Ele sempre ia na coffee shop, pegando a melhor erva e o melhor hash, sabe como é. Ele estava em boa forma. Ela era bonita e bem legal. Não acho que a gente já tinha conhecido ela antes. Ela tinha outros namorados, eu suponho.
Então eu estou sentado no sofá do apartamento do Tawson, lendo Maximum Rock-n-Roll, Flipside, ou uma dessas coisas de punk. E ouvi o Skeeter entrar. Ele entrou e estava com todas aquelas roupas legais, ela comprou tudo isso pra ele, tipo, comprou até colônia, sabe.. ele estava realmente, realmente cheirando bem, sabe.
Ele estava bem também. Ele entra e coloca a erva na mesa, seja lá o que for.. eu só estava lendo minha revistinha punk. Não estava prestando muita atenção, e então ele diz uh.. ele diz, "E aí, Dave." E eu olho pra cima, e ele está lá com o pau na mão. E ele meio que levantou, então ele estava olhando pra cabeça do pau dele. Apontou pra mim, eu não sabia o que pensar. E ele diz, "Isso parece uma xoxota pra você?" E eu disse, "Não, acho que é fiapo."