Well I've been kicked out might near every bar around
I've been locked up for driving a hundred a twenty through town
Well I've been shot at and cut with a knife
For messing around with another man's wife
But other than that we ain't nothing
Just good ol' boys
I threw my boss out a window and got fired from my last job
Hot wired a city truck and turned it over in the mayor's yard
Well I beat my brother-in-law half to death
I lost twenty bucks on his football bet
But other than that we ain't nothing
Just good ol' boys
Good ol' boys we're all the same ain't no way
We'll ever change mean no harm by the things we do
Or the trouble that we get into
Other than a wild hair once in a while
We can't help it it's just our style
And good ol' boys is all we'll ever be
I got an alimony payment that's six weeks overdue
I got caught with a trunk full of bootleg out a state booze
I hocked my wife's diamond ring last June
Bought me an outboard Evinrude
But other than that we ain't nothing
Just good ol' boys
Good ol' boys is all we'll ever be