Shawn Got Jumped
Shawn was messing around
at the ball game
started cracking jokes
like a freight train
it was rebel gym a rusted rim
an then he got beat up
by some hard core gansta wanabees
when was found him
he was laughing like a couch
says he was dreaming
about oscar the grouch
got in the car an we drove off
then he stared screaming
like a flaming moth
tore off his pants
started flying around
then he did a back flip an fell
to the ground
foam was coming
out of his head
an we were all sure
that Shawn was dead
but it was just a concussion
Shawn Apanhou
Shawn tava de bobeira
no jogo de bola
começou a fazer piada
como um trem de carga
era um ginásio rebelde, uma roda enferrujada
e então ele levou uma surra
por uns wannabe gangsters
quando encontramos ele
estava rindo como um idiota
disse que tava sonhando
com o Oscar, o rabugento
entramos no carro e saímos
então ele começou a gritar
como uma mariposa em chamas
rasgou a calça
começou a voar
então fez um mortal e caiu
no chão
espuma saía
da cabeça dele
e a gente tinha certeza
que o Shawn tinha morrido
mas era só uma concussão