Caguei
Eu tava com uma dor
Uma dor de barriga
Mamãe me falou vai no banheiro (que pra você se salta meu filho)
Caguei mamãe, caguei mamãe, caguei mamãe, caguei mamãe.
O coco era feio era fedorento
Grudou na privada e soltou na descarga
O coco era feio era fedorento
Grudou na privada e soltou na descarga
Peguei o limpa cu
Caiu na privada
Sumiu na descarga
Voltei a caga!!!
O coco era feio era fedorento
Grudou na privada e soltou na descarga
O coco era feio era fedorento
Grudou na privada e soltou na descarga
Mamãe abriu a porta
Me viu me fodendo
Eu daquele jeito
Voltei a caga
O coco era mole venho a espirar
Pegou na minha mãe e ela venho a me falar
O coco era feio era fedorento
Grudou na privada e soltou na descarga
O coco era feio era fedorento
Grudou na privada e soltou na descarga
Ela olho pra min
Pegou uma vara
Venho a bater
Eu olhei pra ela e voltei a caga!
O coco era feio era fedorento
Grudou na privada e soltou na descarga
O coco era feio era fedorento
Grudou na privada e soltou na descarga
I Pooped
I had a pain
A stomach ache
Mom told me to go to the bathroom (that's how you jump, my son)
I pooped mom, I pooped mom, I pooped mom, I pooped mom.
The poop was ugly, it was smelly
Stuck to the toilet and flushed down
The poop was ugly, it was smelly
Stuck to the toilet and flushed down
I grabbed the toilet paper
It fell in the toilet
Disappeared down the drain
I went back to poop!!!
The poop was ugly, it was smelly
Stuck to the toilet and flushed down
The poop was ugly, it was smelly
Stuck to the toilet and flushed down
Mom opened the door
Saw me struggling
Me in that way
I went back to poop
The poop was soft, it came out
It touched my mom and she started talking to me
The poop was ugly, it was smelly
Stuck to the toilet and flushed down
The poop was ugly, it was smelly
Stuck to the toilet and flushed down
She looked at me
Grabbed a stick
Started hitting
I looked at her and went back to poop!
The poop was ugly, it was smelly
Stuck to the toilet and flushed down
The poop was ugly, it was smelly
Stuck to the toilet and flushed down