I've got nothing against a man
Whose dick is hard and straight
I'll take it in my hand
It sure feels great
But there's one thing
That turns me on for sure
And that is a man
Whose dick has got curvature
Curvature, curvature
Something that can peek out at me around the furniture
Curvature, curvature
Something that really gets me of is curvature
When I get home with a guy
And it's getting late
I can't wait to gauge the angle of his tubesteak
When I get around
To opening his package
The guy who's bent like the St. Louis arch
It's gonna have an advantage