Never Made It
Standing at the party talking to this bloke, he said he fancied me I thought it was a joke.
But when he tried to kiss me I thought it's time to hide, i'll go find the bog and lock myself inside.
Never made it, never made it, never made it, to the bog in time.
Later in the party with joint in hand, so pissed and proud I could hardly stand.
I started to feel sick it must have been the dope, I tried to reach the bog but there wasn't much hope.
Stumbled home from the party about half hour, had trouble getting the key into the door
My bladder was full and it wouldn't wait, by the time I reached the bog it was too late.
Nunca Cheguei Lá
Tava na festa conversando com um cara, ele disse que me achava gata, achei que era brincadeira.
Mas quando ele tentou me beijar, pensei que era hora de me esconder, vou procurar o banheiro e me trancar lá dentro.
Nunca cheguei lá, nunca cheguei lá, nunca cheguei lá, no banheiro a tempo.
Mais tarde na festa com um baseado na mão, tão chapada e orgulhosa que mal conseguia ficar em pé.
Comecei a me sentir mal, deve ter sido a maconha, tentei chegar no banheiro, mas não tinha muita esperança.
Trotei pra casa da festa em uns trinta minutos, tive dificuldade pra enfiar a chave na porta.
Minha bexiga tava cheia e não ia esperar, quando cheguei no banheiro já era tarde demais.