Spivy Leeks
Spivy Leeks Was a Drip of a Man
I Met Him Washing Dishes in a Local Cafe
And He Told Me If...were Fishes
He'd Steal All Their Scales and He ... Away
Spivy Leeks Was An Introvert
Like a Broken Radio
He'd Make Your Day Real Long
An End Result, ... Time He Looked Up Women's Skirt
Just Trying to Figure Out What Was Right From What Was Wrong
He Was Looking For Jesus in All the Wrong Places
There in My Hole, Save His Soul
Spivy Leeks, It's Time to Go Home
Spivy Leeks Was An Odd Looking Man
He Looks Just Like a Pool Table
Shoved Into Jeans
And He Thought That He Possessed a Secret Power
And no Matter What He Did, He Would Be Redeemed
Spivy Leeks Lived At the Local 7-11
He Looked At Dirty Magazines Most Everyday
He Studied Those Pictures Like He Studied the Bible
He Thought That They Were Angels and That He'd Been Saved
He Was Looking For Jesus in All the Wrong Places
There in My Hole, Save His Soul
Spivy Leeks, It's Time to Go Home
Spivy Leeks Robbed a Liquor Store
Instead of a Gun, He Used a Candy Bar
He Told the Cashiers That He Was Their Saviour
But His Holiness,
His Holiness and His Baby Ruth Didn't Get Him Very Far
Spivy Leeks Died a Glorious Death
Down On Main Street
It Was Quite a Public Site
And As Mr. Sheriff Man Was About To
Blow Him to Pieces
He Said "Hallelujah, I'm Coming Home Tonight."
Alho Spivy
Alho Spivy era um cara meio esquisito
Eu o conheci lavando pratos em um café local
E ele me disse que se... fossem peixes
Ele roubaria todas as escamas e... embora
Alho Spivy era um introvertido
Como um rádio quebrado
Ele tornava seu dia bem longo
No final, ... toda vez que olhava debaixo das saias das mulheres
Só tentando entender o que era certo e o que era errado
Ele estava procurando Jesus nos lugares errados
Ali no meu buraco, salvando sua alma
Alho Spivy, tá na hora de ir pra casa
Alho Spivy era um cara de aparência estranha
Ele parecia uma mesa de sinuca
Enfiado em jeans
E achava que tinha um poder secreto
E não importava o que fizesse, ele seria redimido
Alho Spivy morava no 7-11 da esquina
Ele olhava revistas sujas quase todo dia
Estudava aquelas fotos como se estudasse a Bíblia
Ele achava que eram anjos e que tinha sido salvo
Ele estava procurando Jesus nos lugares errados
Ali no meu buraco, salvando sua alma
Alho Spivy, tá na hora de ir pra casa
Alho Spivy assaltou uma loja de bebidas
Em vez de uma arma, usou um chocolate
Ele disse aos caixas que era o salvador deles
Mas sua santidade,
sua santidade e seu Baby Ruth não o levaram muito longe
Alho Spivy morreu uma morte gloriosa
Ali na rua principal
Foi um espetáculo bem público
E quando o xerife estava prestes a
Explodi-lo em pedaços
Ele disse: "Aleluia, estou voltando pra casa hoje à noite."