John Wayne
John Wayne was never a soldier
John Wayne was never a hero
John Wayne didn't join the army
John Wayne didn't die for his country
John Wayne was scared of the Indians
John Wayne was scared of the guns
John Wayne was scared of the bullits
He was scared of all the other Johns
John Wayne, John Wayne was scared
John Wayne,
John Wayne was scared
John Wayne never won a war
John Wayne never served in Vietnam
John Wayne only faught with his woman
John Wayne, you're not a real man
John Wayne laughing on the soundtrack
John Wayne looking like a hunchback
John Wayne riding on a horsetrack
Hey John, I want my money back
John Wayne, John Wayne was scared
John Wayne, John Wayne was
was, was. was scared
This is what John Wayne said to the American soldiers:
I can't sing, I can't dance
but I can shake a lot of hands
I can't sing, I can't dance
but I can shake a lot of hands
I can't sing. I can't dance
but I can shake a lot of hands
John Wayne, John Wayne was scared (5x)
John Wayne, John Wayne was,
was, was, was scared
John Wayne
John Wayne nunca foi um soldado
John Wayne nunca foi um herói
John Wayne não se alistou no exército
John Wayne não morreu pelo seu país
John Wayne tinha medo dos índios
John Wayne tinha medo das armas
John Wayne tinha medo das balas
Ele tinha medo de todos os outros Johns
John Wayne, John Wayne tinha medo
John Wayne,
John Wayne tinha medo
John Wayne nunca ganhou uma guerra
John Wayne nunca serviu no Vietnã
John Wayne só brigou com sua mulher
John Wayne, você não é um homem de verdade
John Wayne rindo na trilha sonora
John Wayne parecendo um corcunda
John Wayne montando numa pista de corrida
Ei John, eu quero meu dinheiro de volta
John Wayne, John Wayne tinha medo
John Wayne, John Wayne tinha
tinha, tinha, tinha medo
Isso é o que John Wayne disse aos soldados americanos:
Eu não sei cantar, eu não sei dançar
mas eu posso apertar muitas mãos
Eu não sei cantar, eu não sei dançar
mas eu posso apertar muitas mãos
Eu não sei cantar, eu não sei dançar
mas eu posso apertar muitas mãos
John Wayne, John Wayne tinha medo (5x)
John Wayne, John Wayne tinha,
tinha, tinha, tinha medo