Hee Haw Theme
Donkey: Hee-haw, hee-haw, etc.
Singing: Hee-hee, hee-haw-haw, hee-hee, hee-haw-haw (etc, while the announcer announces:)
Announcer: Welcome to Heeeeee-Hawwwww! With special guests (insert Country music greats here)
And starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
Roy Clark: And the whole Hee-Haw Gang!
Announcer: Junior Samples, Minnie Pearl, George "Goober" Lindsey, etc . . .
Buck Owens: Time for singing and time for jokes,
Roy Clark: Gather 'round and join us folks.
All: Right Now!
Tema do Hee Haw
Burro: Hee-haw, hee-haw, etc.
Cantando: Hee-hee, hee-haw-haw, hee-hee, hee-haw-haw (etc, enquanto o apresentador anuncia:)
Apresentador: Bem-vindos ao Heeeeee-Hawwwww! Com convidados especiais (insira aqui grandes nomes da música country)
E estrelando Buck Owens e Roy Clark.
Roy Clark: E toda a turma do Hee-Haw!
Apresentador: Junior Samples, Minnie Pearl, George "Goober" Lindsey, etc . . .
Buck Owens: Hora de cantar e hora de contar piadas,
Roy Clark: Venham todos e juntem-se a nós, pessoal.
Todos: Agora!