The Fairies Came
I met a boy in a bar last night
He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth
I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night
The fairies came into his room
The fairies came
The fairies came
The fairies came that night
The fairies came into his room
Worked on a barge in ontario
The captain was a slimy f--king drunk
We hit a reef, and it was scary-o
The oil all leaked out, and then we sunk
The fairies came
The fairies came
The fairies came that night
The fairies came and drove us home
I met a girl on the ferry boat
She had wings, and gold dust in her teeth
Then I reached down and felt her magic wand
And I realized that he was just like me
That fairy came
That fairy came
That fairy came that night
That fairy came to be my best friend carl
Walked on a bridge
Walked on a bridge
Oh where's my bridge?
Yeah, yeah, one, two, three, four
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
I got a job at a fast food joint
I sold coke and straws by the pound
My fairy godmother laughed at me
And she kicked my sorry ass right out of town
She kicked my ass
She kicked my ass
She kicked my sorry ass
She kicked my ass right out of town
I met a boy in a bar last night
He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth
I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night
The fairies came into his room
The fairies came
The fairies came
The fairies came that night
The fairies came into his room
As Fadas Vieram
Eu conheci um garoto em um bar ontem à noite
Ele sorriu e eu vi seu dente torto
Eu arranquei e coloquei debaixo do travesseiro naquela noite
As fadas entraram no quarto dele
As fadas vieram
As fadas vieram
As fadas vieram naquela noite
As fadas entraram no quarto dele
Trabalhei em uma barca em Ontário
O capitão era um bêbado escroto e nojento
Batemos em um recife, e foi assustador
O óleo vazou todo, e então afundamos
As fadas vieram
As fadas vieram
As fadas vieram naquela noite
As fadas vieram e nos levaram pra casa
Eu conheci uma garota no barco da balsa
Ela tinha asas e pó de ouro nos dentes
Então eu me inclinei e senti a varinha mágica dela
E percebi que ela era igual a mim
Aquela fada veio
Aquela fada veio
Aquela fada veio naquela noite
Aquela fada veio ser minha melhor amiga, Carl
Andei em uma ponte
Andei em uma ponte
Oh, onde está minha ponte?
É, é, um, dois, três, quatro
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Consegui um emprego em uma lanchonete
Eu vendia refrigerante e canudos a granel
Minha fada madrinha riu de mim
E me chutou pra fora da cidade
Ela me chutou
Ela me chutou
Ela me chutou pra fora
Ela me chutou pra fora da cidade
Eu conheci um garoto em um bar ontem à noite
Ele sorriu e eu vi seu dente torto
Eu arranquei e coloquei debaixo do travesseiro naquela noite
As fadas entraram no quarto dele
As fadas vieram
As fadas vieram
As fadas vieram naquela noite
As fadas entraram no quarto dele
Composição: Robert Driscoll / Steve Poltz