As Smart As Geek Is Chic Right Now
They made a mistake at the toy factory
and forgot to turn off the brain machine.
So when security opened the door the next day,
there was a plastic, brand new army.
And they were as smart as geek is chic right now,
and as clever as the invention of pillow cases.
And they asked the guard who had made them,
but his knees were so shaky and he wasn't so smart,
so he shot them all dead.
Tão Inteligentes Quanto Estar na Moda
Eles cometeram um erro na fábrica de brinquedos
E esqueceram de desligar a máquina do cérebro.
Então, quando a segurança abriu a porta no dia seguinte,
Havia um exército de plástico, novinho em folha.
E eles eram tão inteligentes quanto estar na moda agora,
E tão espertos quanto a invenção de capas de travesseiro.
E perguntaram ao guarda quem os havia feito,
Mas os joelhos dele estavam tão trêmulos e ele não era tão esperto,
Então ele atirou em todos eles.