The Kwellada Kid
He had an itch that wouldn't stop
He caught it from someone who didn't wash
He had a nest for a crotch
He had one big piece of hot property
He's just a kid
The Kwellada kid
He had an itch
Only kwellada could fix
He was afraid to drop his pants
He was embarrassed by the nasty rash
It was in the shape of all of Italy
His penis was his scratching post
He's going back to the town
He's gonna hunt that creature down
He's gonna pull its panties down
and eat those crabs for lunch
O Garoto Kwellada
Ele tinha uma coceira que não parava
Pegou de alguém que não se lavava
Tinha um ninho na virilha
Era uma grande propriedade quente
Ele é só um garoto
O garoto Kwellada
Ele tinha uma coceira
Só o kwellada podia resolver
Ele tinha medo de baixar as calças
Estava envergonhado pela erupção nojenta
Era na forma de toda a Itália
Seu pênis era seu arranhador
Ele tá voltando pra cidade
Vai caçar essa criatura
Vai puxar a calcinha dela
E comer aqueles caranguejos no almoço