I Saw Three Ships
Shelley: I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
< I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas Day in the morning.
And what was in the ships of three, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?
Boys: [Laughter]
Shelley: Shut up, turds!
And what was in the ships of three, on Christmas Day in the morning?
The Virgin Mary and Christ were there, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
Boys: [Laughter]
Shelley: The Virgin Mary and-
Shut up, turds!
- and Christ were there, on Christmas Day in the morning.
Let us all rejoice Amen On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
Boys: [Laughter Growing]
Shelley: Let us all-
I told you to shut up!
-rejoice Amen On Christmas Day in the morning.
Shelly is starting to get pissed, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
Boys: [Nonstop Laughter]
Shelley: Shelly got up and killed the turds, on Christmas Day, in the morning. Arrrrrrrgh!
[Crash]
Eu Vi Três Barcos
Shelley: Eu vi três barcos chegando, no Dia de Natal, no Dia de Natal.
< Eu vi três barcos chegando, no Dia de Natal de manhã.
E o que tinha nos barcos, no Dia de Natal, no Dia de Natal?
Meninos: [Risos]
Shelley: Cala a boca, seus idiotas!
E o que tinha nos barcos, no Dia de Natal de manhã?
A Virgem Maria e Cristo estavam lá, no Dia de Natal, no Dia de Natal.
Meninos: [Risos]
Shelley: A Virgem Maria e-
Cala a boca, seus idiotas!
- e Cristo estavam lá, no Dia de Natal de manhã.
Vamos todos nos alegrar Amém No Dia de Natal, no Dia de Natal.
Meninos: [Risos Crescendo]
Shelley: Vamos todos-
Eu te disse para calar a boca!
- nos alegrar Amém No Dia de Natal de manhã.
Shelley está começando a ficar irritada, no Dia de Natal, no Dia de Natal.
Meninos: [Risos Incessantes]
Shelley: Shelley se levantou e matou os idiotas, no Dia de Natal, de manhã. Arrrrrrrgh!
[Crash]