What If I Was White (featuring Eminem)
(featuring Eminem)
[Eminem]
Yo I got an idea
Let me go grab Sticky right quick
{*sounds of steps*}
Hey yo Stick, Stick
[Sticky]
Yo Slim Shady
Yo I just had like a nightmah..
Wait it wasn't like a nightmare
It was like a good dreah..
Well it wasn't a good.. (What was it?)
Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man (What?)
Yo, yo I dreamt I was white! (Ohhh)
[Chorus: Eminem]
If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
[Verse One: Sticky Fingaz]
Yo, yo
What if I was white skin the same color as cocaine?
Blond hair, blue eyes, the whole shibang
I know one thing; police wouldn't always be watching me
Pull me over for nothing, constantly jockin me
(Can I get your autograph?)
The yellow cabs in the city would stop for me
I wouldn't need collateral to buy property
If I was white, wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor
SECURITY wouldn't follow me around the store
Like I'd steal something (Maybe he might of stole something)
Because I'm black I rob and automatically assume I ain't got no job
On my own land I feel like an immigrant
If I was white I wouldn't of thought O.J. was innocent (He did it)
Chorus: Eminem
If I was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white? (Yo think about that)
What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (for a minute)
What if he was white?
What if he was (What if he was white?)
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
(What if he was white?)
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if you were white? (what if he was white?)
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white (STICKyyyy what if you were white?)
white, white, white, white, white?
[Verse Two: Sticky Fingaz]
If I was white
It would be a different world for me
If I was white (ummmmmmmm?) What shade would I be?
Would I be Redneck or Skinhead, preppy or high class?
YOU PROBABLY LIVE IN A TRAILERPARK AND BE WHITE TRASH!
In any case that be the ill shit right? (Yep)
But there's a good and bad side of being white
You can't say the N word without startin a fight (What's up my nigger?)
Couldn't dance to a beat, I'd have two left feet
Even if I was white plaque still have a ghetto shit (How you doing?)
Is it a myth or do I really have a little dick (Nah, it's true!)
If I was white, I would probably listen to hard rock
and cover my ears when ever I heard Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)
[Chorus: Eminem]
If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white? (What if he was white?)
What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
(What if he was white?)
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (ummmmmmmm?)
What if he was white? (What if you were white?)
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
(What if he was white?)
[Verse Three: Sticky Fingaz]
Yo, yo, yo, if I was white
I probably wouldn't even think the same
I'd watch Tennis and Golf and bet on Hockey games (Red Wings Man)
Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday
If I was white
I couldn't live around my way
And there probably would of never even been an Onyx, shit
I be serice sippin vodka and tonix
Smokin on a marlboro instead of a Newport
Id live in Long Island instead of New York
If I was white, I probably couldn't dunk
cuz everybody knows white man can't jump (Nope!)
And probably wouldn't be able to go to the weed spot
Cuz all of the dreads would think I'm a cop
[Chorus: Eminem]
If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White? (Yo you can't say that)
What if he was white
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
What if you were white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
If he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white
(What would you do if you were white?)
What - If - He - Was - White?
(What if you were white?)
white, white, white, white, white, white,
(What if you were white!!!!)
white, white, white, white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
white, white, white, white, white?
What if he was white
white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
[Eminem]
Yo, what if I was white? Uhh..
E Se Eu Fosse Branco (com Eminem)
(com Eminem)
[Eminem]
Yo, tive uma ideia
Deixa eu chamar o Sticky rapidinho
{*sons de passos*}
E aí Stick, Stick
[Sticky]
Yo Slim Shady
Yo, eu acabei de ter um pesadelo...
Espera, não foi bem um pesadelo
Foi tipo um sonho bom...
Bem, não foi tão bom... (O que foi?)
E aí, eu tive um sonho maluco, mano (O que?)
Yo, yo, eu sonhei que eu era branco! (Ohhh)
[Refrão: Eminem]
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E - Se - Ele - Fosse - Branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco?
[Verso Um: Sticky Fingaz]
Yo, yo
E se eu tivesse a pele branca, da mesma cor que a cocaína?
Cabelo loiro, olhos azuis, o pacote todo
Eu sei de uma coisa; a polícia não estaria sempre me vigiando
Me parando sem motivo, sempre de olho em mim
(Posso pegar seu autógrafo?)
Os táxis amarelos na cidade parariam pra mim
Eu não precisaria de garantia pra comprar propriedade
Se eu fosse branco, não importaria se eu fosse rico ou pobre
A SEGURANÇA não me seguiria pela loja
Como se eu fosse roubar algo (Talvez ele tenha roubado algo)
Porque sou negro, já assumem que não tenho emprego
Na minha própria terra, me sinto como um imigrante
Se eu fosse branco, não teria achado que O.J. era inocente (Ele fez isso)
Refrão: Eminem
E se eu fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco? (Pensa nisso)
E se ele fosse branco, branco, branco, branco, ele fosse branco (por um minuto)
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse (E se ele fosse branco?)
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco?
(E se ele fosse branco?)
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E - Se - Ele - Fosse - Branco?
E se você fosse branco? (e se ele fosse branco?)
E se ele fosse
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco (STICKyyyy e se você fosse branco?)
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco?
[Verso Dois: Sticky Fingaz]
Se eu fosse branco
Seria um mundo diferente pra mim
Se eu fosse branco (ummmmmmmm?) Que tom eu teria?
Seria Redneck ou Skinhead, preppy ou de classe alta?
VOCÊ PROVAVELMENTE VIVE EM UM TRAILER E É BRANCO LIXO!
De qualquer forma, isso seria uma parada doida, né? (Yep)
Mas tem um lado bom e ruim de ser branco
Você não pode dizer a palavra N sem começar uma briga (E aí, meu nigger?)
Não conseguiria dançar, teria dois pés esquerdos
Mesmo se eu fosse branco, ainda teria uma ghetto shit (E aí, beleza?)
É um mito ou eu realmente teria um pintinho pequeno? (Nah, é verdade!)
Se eu fosse branco, provavelmente ouviria hard rock
e taparia os ouvidos sempre que ouvisse Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)
[Refrão: Eminem]
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco? (E se ele fosse branco?)
E se ele fosse branco, branco, branco, branco, ele fosse branco
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco?
(E se ele fosse branco?)
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco, branco, branco, branco, ele fosse branco (ummmmmmmm?)
E se ele fosse branco? (E se você fosse branco?)
E se ele fosse
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco?
(E se ele fosse branco?)
[Verso Três: Sticky Fingaz]
Yo, yo, yo, se eu fosse branco
Provavelmente nem pensaria da mesma forma
Assistiria Tênis e Golfe e apostaria em jogos de Hockey (Red Wings Man)
Usaria terno e gravata e iria trabalhar todo dia
Se eu fosse branco
Não conseguiria viver na minha quebrada
E provavelmente nunca teria existido um Onyx, que merda
Eu estaria tomando vodka com tônica
Fumando um marlboro em vez de um Newport
Eu moraria em Long Island em vez de Nova York
Se eu fosse branco, provavelmente não conseguiria enterrar
Porque todo mundo sabe que branco não consegue pular (Não!)
E provavelmente não conseguiria ir no ponto da maconha
Porque todos os dreads achariam que sou um policial
[Refrão: Eminem]
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E - Se - Ele - Fosse - Branco? (Yo, você não pode dizer isso)
E se ele fosse branco
E se ele fosse
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco?
E se você fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E - Se - Ele - Fosse - Branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco?
Se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco
(O que você faria se fosse branco?)
E - Se - Ele - Fosse - Branco?
(O que se você fosse branco?)
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco,
(O que se você fosse branco!!!!)
branco, branco, branco, branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
E se ele fosse branco?
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco?
E se ele fosse branco
branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco, branco?
[Eminem]
Yo, e se eu fosse branco? Uhh..