Too Kool To Kalypso
I didn't drink and I never danced
I couldn't take no club romance
But this floozy had no shame
Libedo torpedo
I was -
too cool to calypso
too tough to tango
too wierd to watusi
too tough to tango
too cool to calypso
too tough to tango
too cool to calypso
too tough to tango
What she did was hard to believe
Libedo torpedo
But by morning I couldn't leave
Libedo torpedo
Picking her up was like falling down the stairs
With her on top of me I couldn't put on any airs
I was -
too cool to calypso
too tough to tango
too wierd to watusi
too tough to tango
too cool to calypso
too tough to tango
too cool to calypso
too tough to tango
At my heart she took careful aim
Libedo torpedo
And you know,that floozy had no shame
Libedo torpedo
I was -
too cool to calypso
too tough to tango
too wierd to watusi
too tough to tango
too cool to calypso
too tough to tango
too wierd to watusi
too tough to tango
too cool to calypso
too tough to tango
too wierd to watusi
too tough to tango
too cool to calypso
too tough to tango
too cool to calypso
too tough to tango
Descolado Demais pra Calypso
Eu não bebi e nunca dancei
Não conseguia me envolver em romance de balada
Mas essa garota não tinha vergonha
Libido torpedo
Eu era -
descolado demais pra calypso
duro demais pra tango
estranho demais pra watusi
duro demais pra tango
descolado demais pra calypso
duro demais pra tango
descolado demais pra calypso
duro demais pra tango
O que ela fez era difícil de acreditar
Libido torpedo
Mas pela manhã eu não conseguia sair
Libido torpedo
Pegar ela foi como cair escada abaixo
Com ela em cima de mim, não conseguia me fazer de importante
Eu era -
descolado demais pra calypso
duro demais pra tango
estranho demais pra watusi
duro demais pra tango
descolado demais pra calypso
duro demais pra tango
descolado demais pra calypso
duro demais pra tango
No meu coração, ela mirou com cuidado
Libido torpedo
E você sabe, essa garota não tinha vergonha
Libido torpedo
Eu era -
descolado demais pra calypso
duro demais pra tango
estranho demais pra watusi
duro demais pra tango
descolado demais pra calypso
duro demais pra tango
estranho demais pra watusi
duro demais pra tango
descolado demais pra calypso
duro demais pra tango
estranho demais pra watusi
duro demais pra tango
descolado demais pra calypso
duro demais pra tango
descolado demais pra calypso
duro demais pra tango