Scissor Me Cigs

After the flood
The jewels and the blood
All of the cattle
Stuck in the mud

Scissor me cigs
What records you dig
You can start a forest fire with just a couple of twigs
Acting so tuff

I'm calling your bluff
All you really wanted
Was just to look good in the buff
Bri dean and jan

Spraying on tan
Safe sampled drummers
Stuck in a can
Stretching out my e string

Stayed up all night
Now your pain is mine
Scissor me cigs, man
What records you dig, man

You could be a millionaire after a couple of gigs, man
Acting so tuff
I'm calling you bluff
All you ever wanted

Was just to look good in the buff
Stretching out my e string
Stayed up all night
Now your pain is mine