It's a beautiful day
For a natural disaster
We gotta die sometime, might as well happen faster
The grass is green
And the sky is clear blue
And California's big one is long overdue
Watch the city crumble to pile of rubble
Hold on to your life as you shake
In the earthquake
The buildings collapse and freeway overpass
Crashes down from the eruption
Underground
Earthquakes ain't all bad
They keep seismologists on payroll
And make pretty pictures on the Richter scale
As California breaks off
And drifts into the sea
Your home becomes beach front property
You can't avoid natural disasters anywhere you go
From tornadoes to volcanoes
Or an avalanche of snow
Another civilization swept away
Just like Pompeii
Go