Corporal Brown
Corporal brown was tall, boy !
And likes to go and fish
Corporal's wife was quite fat
And was raving like a bitch
And I'm a bit drunk as I watch
They are yelling loud, he throws a punch
Oh lord, what am I gonna do?
Corporal brown was quite scared
When he looked down at her
Corporal's wife was quite dead
So he carried her and took her outside
Dug a grave and placed her inside
I was amazed
Oh lord, what am I gonna do?
Sargento Brown
O sargento Brown era alto, cara!
E gosta de ir pescar
A esposa do sargento era bem gorda
E estava gritando feito uma louca
E eu tô um pouco bêbado enquanto assisto
Eles tão gritando alto, ele dá um soco
Oh senhor, o que eu vou fazer?
O sargento Brown ficou bem assustado
Quando olhou pra ela
A esposa do sargento já tava morta
Então ele a carregou e levou pra fora
Cavou um buraco e a colocou lá dentro
Eu fiquei impressionado
Oh senhor, o que eu vou fazer?
Composição: Dean Dinning / Glen Phillips / Randy Guss / Toad the Wet Sprocket / Todd Nichols