Papa Ed's Oobe

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On separate occasions (two weddings)
This phenomenon occurred (two bathroom floors)
My second body (too much sweating)
Left my first (too much pork)
I stared at myself in (I sighed at my side but)
A suit on the tiles passed out (nobody outside heard how)
What the hell was that about (strange it felt when I returned)

And seven dwarves
Used to hang out in my van
I may drive a piece of shit, but I'm the man

I used to walk you
To the old blockbuster
'Cause I
Knew you'd get so bored so quick
Oh my darling, how'd you get so old so quick
You are not my daughter but
You are not my daughter but
If I can divide for you
Guess I can be your daddy too