Hell's Belles

I was sitting at the bar when a girl with a guitar asked if anyone here

Is falling apart with a broken heart so I wooed and raised my beer

She said: Baby, there's a place, where you'll forget her face

'Cause the ladies are bad to the bone

You gotta head where it's hot and the penny skirts drop

Oh, this is where you gotta go

A good girl gone, left me for dead

So I hitched my way down the I-10

And I met

A homewrecking honey from New Orleans

10-inch slinger from Tennessee

Real kitty kisser and a Jesus freak like: Oh, my God

She's going bama buckwild, and she's giving head

Of the sorority where her mama went

Her sweet Georgia peach got me crying out: Lord take me now

Went to the devil with a soul to sell

Ooh damn, I fell

For hell's belles

I was hitting Mississippi sippin' body shots off Britney and that's I met MaryJo

She rolled me like a river, she's a giver, bare tits out on a pontoon boat

I said: Baby you're fun but I can't choose one, I need a little time to heal

She threw back her head and said it's a free-for-all down here

I waved goodbye onto the next

I hitched my way down the I-10

And I met

A homewrecking honey from New Orleans

10-inch slinger from Tennessee

Real kitty kisser and a Jesus freak like: Oh, my God

She's going bama buckwild, and she's giving head

Of the sorority where her mama went

Her sweet Georgia peaches got me crying out: Lord take me now

A Carolina queen in a pink John Deere

Gulf shores golddigger in cashmere

Her southern pride and bright blue eyes, like oh my God

On a highway to heaven when she's going down

Says: Yes ma'am with that dirty mouth

Her Kentucky cookie got me crying out: Lord take me now

Went to the devil with a soul to sell

Ooh damn, I fell

For hell's belles