Golden Goose

I want a golden goose!

Gooses! Geeses!
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter
(It will, my sweetheart!)
At least a hundred a day
(Anything you say)
And by the way
(What...)
I want a feast
(After the factory, um)
I want a bean feast!
(Uff, one of those.)

Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts
(You are going to have all those things when YOU get home!)
No, now!!
I want a ball

I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons and
Give it to me
(Ouch!)
Now!

I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me now!
I want today
I want tomorrow

I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em
I want a party with room fulls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream

And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream!
I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes

And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now