We Hate Hippies And Drugs

Hey there lad! Pull up a chair!
Let me tell ya a story even if ya don't care!
Now I know yer sitting there feeling awful smug
But the truth is that we hate hippies and drugs.

Aye, they both do bad things and often work together
If they could, hippies would get high on leather
They have tons of nappy hair that doesn't compare
To the stench they leave wafting through the air

We hate hippies
We hate hippies
We hate hippies
Hippies and Drugs

Hey there lad! Now where ya goin?
The story isn't quite over yet.
There's a scum of the earth, that you gotta hate
I've always hated every single hippie I've met!

They drive by in their colorful vans
Poluting the world
They get high with each other
Stupid hippies boys and stupid hippie girls

So, we hate hippies
We hate hippies
We hate hippies
Hippies and Drugs
Everybody now!

We hate hippies
We hate hippies
We hate hippies
Hippies and drugs!
Aye! Aye! Oooooooooooo!