Lyrics to Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
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The BNF has twenty thousand different drugs to take,
So we thought, “What could we produce to give you all a break?â€
A drug that could treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
And you can give it in the mouth, IV or up the arse.
It's Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning.
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
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We tested it on animals and none of them survived,
But that's OK cos when we wrote the paper up we lied.
It first choice for MI, MS and even for ME and COPD, HIV, PD and DVT
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
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There are some minor side effects and some are not that rare,
Like nausea, vomiting and losing all your hair,
And heart attacks, becoming gay and growing extra breasts,
But it's fucking cheap, and hey, this is the NHS.
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
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Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We make it from the cerebellar cortex of a bison.
After that it undergoes some polygenic splicing,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
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Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It makes you smart as Einstein and as muscular as Tyson.
It brings an end to all that pharmacology revising,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
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Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We sell lots in Japan cos it's the antidote to ricin.
The minister of health we hear will shortly be advising
Take Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,
É nosso novo remédio incrível que achamos que você vai adorar,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina!
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O BNF tem vinte mil remédios diferentes pra você tomar,
Então pensamos: "O que poderíamos criar pra te dar um descanso?"
Um remédio que trata tudo, de lepra a SARS,
E você pode dar pela boca, IV ou até pelo ânus.
É Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,
Pode curar resfriado e até ser atingido por um raio.
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina!
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Testamos em animais e nenhum sobreviveu,
Mas tudo bem, porque quando escrevemos o artigo, mentimos.
É a primeira escolha pra infarto, esclerose múltipla e até pra ME e DPOC, HIV, DP e TVP.
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,
Reverte a impotência e te deixa bom em briga,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina!
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Tem alguns efeitos colaterais e alguns não são tão raros,
Como náusea, vômito e perder todo o cabelo,
E ataques cardíacos, ficar gay e crescer peitos extras,
Mas é muito barato, e ei, esse é o NHS.
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,
Tem cura pra tudo, de AIDS a piolho pubiano em
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina!
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Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,
Fazemos a partir do córtex cerebelar de um bisão.
Depois disso, passa por um corte poligênico,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina!
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Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,
Te deixa inteligente como Einstein e musculoso como Tyson.
Acaba com toda essa revisão de farmacologia,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina!
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Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,
Vendemos muito no Japão porque é o antídoto pra ricina.
O ministro da saúde, ouvimos, em breve vai aconselhar
Tomar Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina!