Lyrics to Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina

Lyrics to Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
É nosso novo remédio incrível que achamos que você vai adorar,It's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina!Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

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O BNF tem vinte mil remédios diferentes pra você tomar,The BNF has twenty thousand different drugs to take,
Então pensamos: "O que poderíamos criar pra te dar um descanso?"So we thought, “What could we produce to give you all a break?”
Um remédio que trata tudo, de lepra a SARS,A drug that could treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
E você pode dar pela boca, IV ou até pelo ânus.And you can give it in the mouth, IV or up the arse.

É Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,It's Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Pode curar resfriado e até ser atingido por um raio.It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning.
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina!Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

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Testamos em animais e nenhum sobreviveu,We tested it on animals and none of them survived,
Mas tudo bem, porque quando escrevemos o artigo, mentimos.But that's OK cos when we wrote the paper up we lied.
É a primeira escolha pra infarto, esclerose múltipla e até pra ME e DPOC, HIV, DP e TVP.It first choice for MI, MS and even for ME and COPD, HIV, PD and DVT

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Reverte a impotência e te deixa bom em briga,It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina!Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

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Tem alguns efeitos colaterais e alguns não são tão raros,There are some minor side effects and some are not that rare,
Como náusea, vômito e perder todo o cabelo,Like nausea, vomiting and losing all your hair,
E ataques cardíacos, ficar gay e crescer peitos extras,And heart attacks, becoming gay and growing extra breasts,
Mas é muito barato, e ei, esse é o NHS.But it's fucking cheap, and hey, this is the NHS.

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Tem cura pra tudo, de AIDS a piolho pubiano emThere are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina!Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

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Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Fazemos a partir do córtex cerebelar de um bisão.We make it from the cerebellar cortex of a bison.
Depois disso, passa por um corte poligênico,After that it undergoes some polygenic splicing,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina!Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

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Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Te deixa inteligente como Einstein e musculoso como Tyson.It makes you smart as Einstein and as muscular as Tyson.
Acaba com toda essa revisão de farmacologia,It brings an end to all that pharmacology revising,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina!Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

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Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina,Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Vendemos muito no Japão porque é o antídoto pra ricina.We sell lots in Japan cos it's the antidote to ricin.
O ministro da saúde, ouvimos, em breve vai aconselharThe minister of health we hear will shortly be advising
Tomar Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomicina!Take Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!