Anything You Can do

Annie oakley frank butler:
Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, i can. no, you can't.
Yes, i can. no, you can't.
Yes, i can,
Yes, i can!

Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

No, you're not. yes, i am.
No, you're not. yes, i am.
No, you're not!. yes, i am.
Yes, i am!

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.
No, you can't. (high)
Yes, i can. (higher) no, you can't. (higher)
Yes, i can. (higher) no, you can't. (higher)
Yes, i can. (higher) no, you can't. (higher)
Yes, i can. (higher) no, you can't. (higher)
Yes, i can! (highest)

Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.

Fifty cents?
Forty cents! thirty cents?
Twenty cents! no, you can't!
Yes, i can,
Yes, i can!
Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
No, you can't. (softly)
Yes, i can. (softer) no, you can't. (softer)
Yes, i can. (softer) no, you can't. (softer)
Yes, i can. (softer)
Yes, i can! (full volume)
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Sure.
That's what i thought--
You crook!
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, i can no, you can't.
Yes, i can no, you can't.
Yes, i can
Yes, i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i no, you c-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n't--
Ca-a-a-a-n! (cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest! in my shoes?
In your hat! no, you can't!
Yes, i can
Yes, i can!
Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
No, you can't. (fast)
Yes, i can. (faster) no, you can't. (faster)
Yes, i can. (faster) noyoucan't. (faster)
Yesican! (fastest)
I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie? no.
Neither can i.
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (sweetly)
Yes, i can. (sweeter) no, you can't. (sweeter)
Yes, i can. (sweeter) no, you can't. (sweeter)
Yes, i can. (sweeter) no, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Yes, i can, can, can (sugary)

Yes, i can! no, you can't!