Who's The Real Sponsor?

Driving my Mazda and jacked up on monster (TM)
I wonder if maybe my life needs a sponsor?
I decide to upgrade to 'professional' level
So I take out my iPhone and Google the devil
He's into Metallica, the devil's alright!
Until he asks me if the kids are alright
But devil, I say: DIY or die!
And so you shall, if you do not comply!
A live music event helps me to meet this quota
Now I get paid in RedBull and drive a Toyota